What do you assign to Mordor? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-29-2005, 10:09 AM

Off to Mordor with offspring who don't fully understand the difficulties of being a parent, or that part of being a parent is a constant, never-ending and sometimes irrational worry over their children, or that when they seem to be spoiling your fun they usually only have your best interests at heart ...

wilwarin538 · 08-29-2005, 11:05 AM

Braces can go to Mordor, I want to have nice pretty teeth, but they're so uncomfortable.

Rap music.....I hate rap music, to Mordor you go.

Bar chords...hardest notes to play on the guitar, go join the rap music.

Notice how this thread lasted longer then the "What do you assign to the Shire" thread? This is a good place to rant.

Having my four worst subjects all in the same sumester can go to Mordor.

Having my best friend change schools cause he's out of the school district can go to Mordor. (I'll miss ya Glirdy

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I'm done....for now.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 08-29-2005, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

Off to Mordor with offspring who don't fully understand the difficulties of being a parent

And off to Mordor with adults who seem to think that moody teenagers are going to care one whit about the difficulties of being a parent. If they didn't want to worry endlessly, they shouldn't have had kids.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-29-2005, 01:19 PM

This argument is quite ridiculous and I suspect you both realise it. The solution should be obvious to all: Both parents and children must be sent to Mordor, for the benefit of me.

But I'm noticing that quite a few things I like are being sent to Mordor. It's probably easier if I just go.

For the record, I've still not been sent to Mordor (compare that with Saucepan and certain others who have been sent dozens of times). Ah! I'm so desirable...

Anyone else still happily unharrassed in the Shire?

the guy who be short · 08-29-2005, 02:55 PM

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Anyone else still happily unharrassed in the Shire?

I assign Eomer of the Rohirrim to Mordor. Just to see if he has more fangirls than Johnny Depp.

wilwarin538 · 08-29-2005, 03:14 PM

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I assign Eomer of the Rohirrim to Mordor. Just to see if he has more fangirls than Johnny Depp.

Its probably a tie, or atleast I hope so.

I send CaptainofDespair to Mordor, for sending Johnny Depp to Mordor.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 08-29-2005, 04:05 PM

Fea grabs a cloak and a walking stick and sets off to Mordor to retrieve Johnny Depp and Eomer.

Be back soon, savvy?

Firefoot · 08-29-2005, 04:45 PM

People on IM who sign in and out and back in and back out repeatedly so that the little pop-up keeps getting in my way while I'm trying to do other things (besides, the sound alert is irritating). Make up your mind! Do you want to be logged in or not!?

The attendance office at my school who called my house the other night (a recorded message, of course, so we couldn't correct them) trying to tell me I wasn't in one or more of my classes during the day when I definitely was.

My cousin (and possibly best friend, go figure) when she's being pushy and angsty about life in general - "I'm doing my homework!" "But I want to complain to you about my little brother and parents and homework etc!" Not quite in those words, but that's the gist of it.

08-29-2005, 10:09 AM	#1
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Off to Mordor with offspring who don't fully understand the difficulties of being a parent, or that part of being a parent is a constant, never-ending and sometimes irrational worry over their children, or that when they seem to be spoiling your fun they usually only have your best interests at heart ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-29-2005, 11:05 AM	#2
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Braces can go to Mordor, I want to have nice pretty teeth, but they're so uncomfortable. Rap music.....I hate rap music, to Mordor you go. Bar chords...hardest notes to play on the guitar, go join the rap music. Notice how this thread lasted longer then the "What do you assign to the Shire" thread? This is a good place to rant. Having my four worst subjects all in the same sumester can go to Mordor. Having my best friend change schools cause he's out of the school district can go to Mordor. (I'll miss ya Glirdy ) I'm done....for now. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

08-29-2005, 01:19 PM	#4
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	This argument is quite ridiculous and I suspect you both realise it. The solution should be obvious to all: Both parents and children must be sent to Mordor, for the benefit of me. But I'm noticing that quite a few things I like are being sent to Mordor. It's probably easier if I just go. For the record, I've still not been sent to Mordor (compare that with Saucepan and certain others who have been sent dozens of times). Ah! I'm so desirable... Anyone else still happily unharrassed in the Shire? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-29-2005, 04:05 PM	#7
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Fea grabs a cloak and a walking stick and sets off to Mordor to retrieve Johnny Depp and Eomer. Be back soon, savvy? __________________ peace

08-29-2005, 04:45 PM	#8
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	People on IM who sign in and out and back in and back out repeatedly so that the little pop-up keeps getting in my way while I'm trying to do other things (besides, the sound alert is irritating). Make up your mind! Do you want to be logged in or not!? The attendance office at my school who called my house the other night (a recorded message, of course, so we couldn't correct them) trying to tell me I wasn't in one or more of my classes during the day when I definitely was. My cousin (and possibly best friend, go figure) when she's being pushy and angsty about life in general - "I'm doing my homework!" "But I want to complain to you about my little brother and parents and homework etc!" Not quite in those words, but that's the gist of it. Last edited by Firefoot; 08-29-2005 at 04:56 PM.