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THE Ka · 08-25-2005, 06:47 PM

Unfortunately, the ring found Meneltarmacil's finger a very bad fit and out-of-season, thus went shopping for another... Which happened to be in the direction of Mordor.

~ Aesthete

Meneltarmacil · 08-25-2005, 07:27 PM

Fortunately, Bigfoot found it and took it to Mount Doom.

Gil-Galad · 08-25-2005, 07:38 PM

Unfortunately he took a walk by Dol Amroth, tripped on a bannana peel and fell into the ocean

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-25-2005, 08:37 PM

. . . the Ring floated right to the shores of Eldamar.

The Elf-warrior · 08-25-2005, 09:28 PM

Unfortunately Finarfin took the Ring.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-25-2005, 09:49 PM

. . . Finarfin did not like the Ring, so he threw it away.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-25-2005, 10:20 PM

Unfortunately, Feanor found the ring when Finarfin threw it away, and decided it may help him in his quest for the Silmarils.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-26-2005, 02:50 AM

Fortunately, Feanor found the ring to be more trouble than it was worth, with all those Nazgûl hindering him, and so he threw it away.

arcticstorm · 08-26-2005, 03:40 AM

Unfortunately, the ring was found by Melkor's servants and brought to him.

Meneltarmacil · 08-26-2005, 07:28 AM

Fortunately, Melkor was displeased with Sauron's ignoring him for so long and destroyed the Ring with his bare hands. (He taught Sauron most of what he knows, so he could probably do it)

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-26-2005, 07:34 AM

Unfortunately, because Melko was not returning Sauron's calls, he decided to make war upon him, destroying most of the lands in the marching of his hordes.

Meneltarmacil · 08-26-2005, 07:45 AM

Fortunately, Sauron died when Melkor destroyed the Ring.

THE Ka · 08-26-2005, 08:10 AM

Unfortunately, Melkor was in so much happiness that he resorted to gin, and right before he expired he hiccuped the ring...

~ Aesthete

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-26-2005, 10:42 AM

Fortunately Melkor was in Mordor at the time, and he hiccuped the ring into the fires of Mount Doom.

-Elrowen

Kath · 08-26-2005, 10:43 AM

Unfortunately the fires of Mount Doom were out at the time.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-26-2005, 10:46 AM

Fortunately, Melko left a message after the beep.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-26-2005, 10:49 AM

Unfortunately the message machine was busted.

WaynetheGoblin · 08-26-2005, 08:12 PM

Fourtunately it was magicly fixed.

The Elf-warrior · 08-26-2005, 08:52 PM

Unfortunately the Ring was picked up by an Orc.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-27-2005, 12:53 AM

Fortunately, the Orc was run over by some Hobbits in a cart.

Celuien · 08-27-2005, 06:10 AM

Unfortunately, 200,000 orcs showed up on the hobbits' doorstep.

Meneltarmacil · 08-27-2005, 07:19 AM

Fortunately, Aragorn defeated them with his army of green slimy dead guys (courtesy of PJ)

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 07:48 AM

Unfourtunatley, the green slimy dead guys were actually real men that went for a swim in the Anduin before the fight, and they all slipped on rocks and fell down before they could get to Aragorn.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-27-2005, 01:12 PM

Fortunately, the Orcs died of laughter.

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 01:36 PM

Unfourtunately, so did Aragorn.

Meneltarmacil · 08-27-2005, 01:50 PM

Fortunately, Arwen kissed him in a non-canonical dream and woke him up.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-27-2005, 01:53 PM

Unfortunately, Aragorn now went on a hunt for Peter Jackson to ask him what the hell he thinks he was doing.

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 02:00 PM

Fourtunately, Pj was in a listening mood today.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-27-2005, 02:05 PM

Unfortunately, Aragorn was more interested in what colour Jackson's blood was compared to some red paint on his sword blade.

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 02:12 PM

Fourtunately, PJ was wearing Frodo's mithril armour and the sword bounced of and hit Legolas in the arm (his shooting arm)

Gil-Galad · 08-27-2005, 02:21 PM

Unfortunately Aragorn got possessed by demons

Meneltarmacil · 08-27-2005, 02:32 PM

Fortunately, they couldn't stand all his greasiness and the smell and so they left.

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 02:33 PM

Fourtunately, the will of Aragron was stronger than those of the demons and he drove them out.

Kath · 08-27-2005, 05:06 PM

Unfortunately the slight clash caused by having two "fortunately's" caused Aragorn to spontaneously combust.

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 05:16 PM

Fourtunately for Arwen, she was cheating on Aragorn with Theoden and Haldir and therefor she won't be a widow for very long.

Meneltarmacil · 08-27-2005, 06:14 PM

Unfortunately, Glorfindel went after Arwen for stealing his horse.

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 06:43 PM

Fourtunately, Arwen was at the time hiding in a bush with Haldir not doing anything dirty.

Meneltarmacil · 08-27-2005, 07:12 PM

Unfortunately, Glorfindel set that bush on fire.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-27-2005, 07:15 PM

Unfortunately Glorfindel found them, and being a friend of Aragorn's.... got a little angry....................

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 07:19 PM

Fourtunately, Arwen gave in to Glorfindel and gave him his horse back and he promised he didn't see anything and Haldir was a little confused about why there were two unfourtunately's.

(ps, just kidding about the Haldir comment)

08-25-2005, 06:47 PM	#1161
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, the ring found Meneltarmacil's finger a very bad fit and out-of-season, thus went shopping for another... Which happened to be in the direction of Mordor. ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-25-2005, 07:27 PM	#1162
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Bigfoot found it and took it to Mount Doom. __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 08-25-2005 at 07:33 PM.

08-25-2005, 07:38 PM	#1163
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately he took a walk by Dol Amroth, tripped on a bannana peel and fell into the ocean __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-25-2005, 08:37 PM	#1164
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . the Ring floated right to the shores of Eldamar. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-25-2005, 09:28 PM	#1165
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Finarfin took the Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-25-2005, 09:49 PM	#1166
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Finarfin did not like the Ring, so he threw it away. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-25-2005, 10:20 PM	#1167
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Unfortunately, Feanor found the ring when Finarfin threw it away, and decided it may help him in his quest for the Silmarils.

08-26-2005, 02:50 AM	#1168
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	My 200th Fortunately / unfortunately. Fortunately, Feanor found the ring to be more trouble than it was worth, with all those Nazgûl hindering him, and so he threw it away. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-27-2005 at 01:57 PM.

08-26-2005, 03:40 AM	#1169
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	Unfortunately, the ring was found by Melkor's servants and brought to him.

08-26-2005, 07:28 AM	#1170
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Melkor was displeased with Sauron's ignoring him for so long and destroyed the Ring with his bare hands. (He taught Sauron most of what he knows, so he could probably do it) __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-26-2005, 07:34 AM	#1171
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, because Melko was not returning Sauron's calls, he decided to make war upon him, destroying most of the lands in the marching of his hordes. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-26-2005, 07:45 AM	#1172
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Sauron died when Melkor destroyed the Ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-26-2005, 08:10 AM	#1173
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, Melkor was in so much happiness that he resorted to gin, and right before he expired he hiccuped the ring... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-26-2005, 10:42 AM	#1174
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Fortunately Melkor was in Mordor at the time, and he hiccuped the ring into the fires of Mount Doom. -Elrowen

08-26-2005, 10:43 AM	#1175
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately the fires of Mount Doom were out at the time. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-26-2005, 10:46 AM	#1176
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Melko left a message after the beep. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-26-2005, 10:49 AM	#1177
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Unfortunately the message machine was busted.

08-26-2005, 08:12 PM	#1178
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	Fourtunately it was magicly fixed. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

08-26-2005, 08:52 PM	#1179
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Ring was picked up by an Orc. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-27-2005, 12:53 AM	#1180
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Orc was run over by some Hobbits in a cart. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-27-2005, 06:10 AM	#1181
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Unfortunately, 200,000 orcs showed up on the hobbits' doorstep. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

08-27-2005, 07:19 AM	#1182
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Aragorn defeated them with his army of green slimy dead guys (courtesy of PJ) __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-27-2005, 07:48 AM	#1183
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunatley, the green slimy dead guys were actually real men that went for a swim in the Anduin before the fight, and they all slipped on rocks and fell down before they could get to Aragorn. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-27-2005, 01:12 PM	#1184
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Orcs died of laughter. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-27-2005, 01:36 PM	#1185
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, so did Aragorn. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-27-2005, 01:50 PM	#1186
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Arwen kissed him in a non-canonical dream and woke him up. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-27-2005, 01:53 PM	#1187
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Aragorn now went on a hunt for Peter Jackson to ask him what the hell he thinks he was doing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-27-2005, 02:00 PM	#1188
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Pj was in a listening mood today. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-27-2005, 02:05 PM	#1189
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Aragorn was more interested in what colour Jackson's blood was compared to some red paint on his sword blade. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-27-2005, 02:12 PM	#1190
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, PJ was wearing Frodo's mithril armour and the sword bounced of and hit Legolas in the arm (his shooting arm) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-27-2005, 02:21 PM	#1191
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately Aragorn got possessed by demons __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-27-2005, 02:32 PM	#1192
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they couldn't stand all his greasiness and the smell and so they left. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-27-2005, 02:33 PM	#1193
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the will of Aragron was stronger than those of the demons and he drove them out. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-27-2005, 05:06 PM	#1194
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately the slight clash caused by having two "fortunately's" caused Aragorn to spontaneously combust. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-27-2005, 05:16 PM	#1195
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately for Arwen, she was cheating on Aragorn with Theoden and Haldir and therefor she won't be a widow for very long. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf