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Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2005, 02:41 AM

Unfortunately, they gave up after they could not find the wings.

Meneltarmacil · 08-25-2005, 07:14 AM

Fortunately, the Balrog was so confused over whether or not he had wings that his head exploded.

THE Ka · 08-25-2005, 11:50 AM

Unfortunately, as with any great horror scene and monster, the Balrog's head which flew about in a sky of destruction and cheese eating was in many pieces which formed into more Balrogs...

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2005, 12:16 PM

Fortunately, these Balrogs tried to fly off the edge of a cliff, but not having wings (or if they did, they could not use them) they fell to the ground and died.

High King Fingolfin · 08-25-2005, 12:57 PM

Unfortunately Middle-Earth turned upside-down, Illuvatar being very bored.

Kath · 08-25-2005, 04:11 PM

Fortunately he soon realised that he should be above that sort of thing and turned everything the right way up again.

Meneltarmacil · 08-25-2005, 05:02 PM

Unfortunately, Meneltarmacil stole the Ring and became Ruler of all Arda.

08-25-2005, 02:41 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, they gave up after they could not find the wings. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-25-2005, 07:14 AM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the Balrog was so confused over whether or not he had wings that his head exploded. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-25-2005, 11:50 AM	#3
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, as with any great horror scene and monster, the Balrog's head which flew about in a sky of destruction and cheese eating was in many pieces which formed into more Balrogs... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-25-2005, 12:16 PM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, these Balrogs tried to fly off the edge of a cliff, but not having wings (or if they did, they could not use them) they fell to the ground and died. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-25-2005, 12:57 PM	#5
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately Middle-Earth turned upside-down, Illuvatar being very bored. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-25-2005, 04:11 PM	#6
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately he soon realised that he should be above that sort of thing and turned everything the right way up again. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-25-2005, 05:02 PM	#7
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Meneltarmacil stole the Ring and became Ruler of all Arda. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.