Lost in Translation

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Be he friend or foe, or seed defiled
Of Morgoth, Elf, or mortal child . . .

becomes

It is a friend or an enemy or the seed which is of Morgoth, of eleven or of the child of death defiled. (the dwarf's link)

and

Comfortable or hostile, or granulated it is decided to him of Morgoth,
eleven or the boy of inoperative women. (the spider's link)

and

Which if one worries the relative friend is the enemy or the Morgoth,
the dwarf or the chain to spill of å*�é ¹ absolutely that the advance
type of here. (ibid with Chinese, Japanese, and Korean)

Crazy. Imagine Fëanor and his sons saying stuff like that.

Noldor: Have you been smoking pipeweed again?!