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CaptainofDespair · 08-12-2005, 06:37 AM

Haldir: So, you have the Ringbearer?
Aragorn: Yes. Yes, we do.
Haldir: Can I have him? It's my birthday.
Aragorn: Uh, no. But you can have Legolas.
Legolas: Fine! *after a short pause* Gimli! I need to be consoled!

or

Aragorn: I'm going to be King some day. But, I want more than Gondor.
Haldir: So, if I help you overthrow Galadriel and Celeborn, you'll make me Lord of Lorien?
Aragorn: Yes.
Haldir: I won't do it.
Aragorn: I'll let you have Celeborn...
Haldir: Yay!

or

Aragorn: Okay, Haldir. Here's my plan. I need you to speak in Elvish, so I can pretend to not understand you.
Haldir: Why?
Aragorn: It'll increase my screen time, and that'll make Boromir really mad.
Haldir: Cool. I'll do it.
Aragorn: And, it'll also prevent those Hobbits from giving me a bath.

Holbytlass · 08-12-2005, 07:11 AM

Aragorn: Look, it's my understanding that if we want to hide from orcs, we turn OFF the light!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-12-2005, 08:46 AM

Aragorn: "Look, if we focus hard, we can find Legolas, ok?"

Haldir: "Find him? But...he's right over there."

Aragorn: "Yes that's the spirit, let's start looking, eh?"

Haldir: "Turn around, ye gowk!"

Meanwhile...

Legolas: *mutters* "Where is that Aragorn....."

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-12-2005, 08:57 AM

Aragorn comforts a group of wood-elves traumatised by davem's latest antics.

SamwiseGamgee · 08-12-2005, 11:08 AM

Aragorn: Listen, Haldir, don't play hardball. If you know where Gandalf is, just tell me.

Haldir: Friend, if I knew I would tell you. You have my word.

Legolas: Um, you guys... I think I found Gandalf... and he seems to have lost his cloak!

OR

Aragorn: So, if you could, I need you to turn up at Helm's Deep.

Haldir: But... that's not supposed to happen.

Legolas: You're telling me! I was a good character in the book!

Gil-Galad · 08-12-2005, 01:28 PM

Legolas: uh guys...the dragon...it comes in the NIIIIGHT

Aragorn: which one of you showed Legolas www.homestarrunner.com now huh! i swear i'll do something hurtful to you

Elf: What are you going to do? nibble our bums?

Aragorn: i heard that! who said it! come on! chicken...come on attack me!

Elves: right! we can take you!

Aragorn: wait, attack me with these rasberries, there a whole basket each! no come on attack me! you worm!

Elves: right! charge!

Aragorn: when being stalked by an ugly mob with rasberries, simply pull the lever and release the tiger!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-12-2005, 01:37 PM

Aragorn is the only one not fascinated by the Dwarf mating dances.

OR

Haldir is literally dying of boredom. Aragorn had never been an exciting spokesman.

08-12-2005, 07:11 AM	#2
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Aragorn: Look, it's my understanding that if we want to hide from orcs, we turn OFF the light! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

08-12-2005, 08:46 AM	#3
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Aragorn: "Look, if we focus hard, we can find Legolas, ok?" Haldir: "Find him? But...he's right over there." Aragorn: "Yes that's the spirit, let's start looking, eh?" Haldir: "Turn around, ye gowk!" Meanwhile... Legolas: mutters "Where is that Aragorn....." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-12-2005, 08:57 AM	#4
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Aragorn comforts a group of wood-elves traumatised by davem's latest antics. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-12-2005, 11:08 AM	#5
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Aragorn: Listen, Haldir, don't play hardball. If you know where Gandalf is, just tell me. Haldir: Friend, if I knew I would tell you. You have my word. Legolas: Um, you guys... I think I found Gandalf... and he seems to have lost his cloak! OR Aragorn: So, if you could, I need you to turn up at Helm's Deep. Haldir: But... that's not supposed to happen. Legolas: You're telling me! I was a good character in the book! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

08-12-2005, 01:28 PM	#6
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Monty Python Reruns...next it'll be Bowling For Soup songs Legolas: uh guys...the dragon...it comes in the NIIIIGHT Aragorn: which one of you showed Legolas www.homestarrunner.com now huh! i swear i'll do something hurtful to you Elf: What are you going to do? nibble our bums? Aragorn: i heard that! who said it! come on! chicken...come on attack me! Elves: right! we can take you! Aragorn: wait, attack me with these rasberries, there a whole basket each! no come on attack me! you worm! Elves: right! charge! Aragorn: when being stalked by an ugly mob with rasberries, simply pull the lever and release the tiger! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-12-2005, 06:37 AM	#1
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Haldir: So, you have the Ringbearer? Aragorn: Yes. Yes, we do. Haldir: Can I have him? It's my birthday. Aragorn: Uh, no. But you can have Legolas. Legolas: Fine! after a short pause Gimli! I need to be consoled! or Aragorn: I'm going to be King some day. But, I want more than Gondor. Haldir: So, if I help you overthrow Galadriel and Celeborn, you'll make me Lord of Lorien? Aragorn: Yes. Haldir: I won't do it. Aragorn: I'll let you have Celeborn... Haldir: Yay! or Aragorn: Okay, Haldir. Here's my plan. I need you to speak in Elvish, so I can pretend to not understand you. Haldir: Why? Aragorn: It'll increase my screen time, and that'll make Boromir really mad. Haldir: Cool. I'll do it. Aragorn: And, it'll also prevent those Hobbits from giving me a bath.

08-12-2005, 01:37 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn is the only one not fascinated by the Dwarf mating dances. OR Haldir is literally dying of boredom. Aragorn had never been an exciting spokesman. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...