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08-06-2005, 09:53 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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The three first-time Werewolves hung about uncertainly, not sure who they should kill first.
Or... Legolas: This isn't the bathroom. Boromir(grimly): It is now. Or... As the Orcs rudely challenged Boromir's Disco King title, Aragorn and Legolas knew it was time to step aside... Or... Legolas: Psst, Aragorn, your quiver is on backwards. Aragorn: It's not my quiver. Boromir: Then what... Aragorn: It's an ear of corn. Shut up and don't ask! Or... After Aragorn's left arm was hewn off, he composed a handy sling to keep it in. Boromir and Legolas were not impressed. To continue that... Legolas: C'mon man, it's just an arm, you can grow another one. Boromir: Huh, you think that's a serious injury? Why, one time they chopped off my... Or... Legolas: Aragorn, why are you carrying a baby? Boromir*whine*: Yeah, it's my turn.
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08-06-2005, 10:04 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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08-06-2005, 10:59 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
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The three remaining Fellowship looked on in surprise as the alien mothership emitted a sickly blue glow. It was Gandalf's turn to be probed, and Aragorn couldn't understand why Legolas was so darn *interested*.
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08-06-2005, 11:00 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Seconds earlier...
Upon being confronted by 200,000 Orcs on their doorstep (
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08-06-2005, 11:29 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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PJ: "Ok, you'll all come around the corner, and right there is the King of the Dead."
Viggo: "But isn't Gimli supposed to be with us, and didn't Boromir die?" PJ: "No, I cut Gimli from this part. And we wrote Boromir's resurrection into the script. He was brought back to life by Gandalf." Orlando: "But that is so way off from Tolkien!" PJ: "I don't care. It'll be cool. And besides, this is my 'interpretation' of Lord of the Rings, so I'll do whatever I want." Boromir: *thinking* Good, more screen time for me! OR Boromir: "I told you this was the wrong way." Legolas: "But we followed the map perfectly!" Aragorn: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
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08-06-2005, 12:09 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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(in his left hand)
The Balrog was enraged to find that Legolas had stolen his tail.
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08-06-2005, 12:21 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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Boromir and Legolas to Gimli(offscreen):So these Mines have a restroom right?
Gimli:Let me show you how a dwarf does it! (hence grossed out look on Aragorn's face
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08-06-2005, 01:13 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Aragorn: It cannot be? Do you see what I see?
Legolas: A mob of fangurls! Aragorn: No, Gandalf uncloaked is really Arwen? Legolas: Oh really? I see a mob of fangurls! Boromir: That's not good, but they're not after me. Sorry Legolas. Or if any of you are "Whose Line is it anyway" buffs... Aragorn The scruffy, unclean man: How are we going to solve this one? I don't think I can deal with this by myself. I need some help! (Legolas enters) Legolas: Good grief what do we have here? Aragorn: Oh thank you, just in time Mr. I hope my hair looks good elf guy. We have a crisis here, glowing goop! What do we do? Legolas: Let me fix my hair first, it's all frizzy. (Boromir enters) Boromir: Hey guys, what's going on? Legolas: You arrived just in time Sir I don't care if I die I just want to hack things up. We don't know what to do! Boromir: Well I say... Aragorn: We know, you think we should let you hack all the goop. But really, that won't work. Your sword would just go through it Boromir: Actually I was going to say we should do something about the Cave Troll that was about to eat Frodo, and now just did eat him, but I can see we now have a bigger problem. Legolas: Yes, Goop!
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