How do you imagine other BDers . . . speak

[Encaitare]

"I'd like to answer this question in two ways: first in my regular voice, and then in a sort of high-pitched whine..."

I have no idea what Nilp sounds like, but the voices of his alter-egos reverberate very much so. Ie:

Of course-ourse-ourse, you also-o don't like what you-ou-ou look like when it's recorded-ded-ded, accounting for your dislike of any imagery-ry-ry recording device-ice-ice.