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08-03-2005, 03:09 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Bernard glumly decides that although PJ's puns are bad, his poetry is verse.
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08-03-2005, 03:17 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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PJ: Look! It's the new pic!
 Pippin: Minas Tirith! Gandalf: Minas Tirith! Shadowfax: It's only a model.
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08-03-2005, 03:34 PM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Shadowfax: You know Gandalf if you get that staff caught up in my heels one more time I promise you I will throw you off.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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08-03-2005, 03:35 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Shadowfax had had more than the legal drinking limit - as evidenced by his failure to walk a straight line.
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08-03-2005, 03:46 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,651
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Ode to Otto
Pippin: (speaking about seeing the majesty of Minas Tirith) You don't need pipe weed to enjoy this! Just to enhance it!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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08-03-2005, 04:12 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,521
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Pippin: Hmm, this looks like an awfully similar setting to Helm's Deep.
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Fenris Penguin
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08-03-2005, 04:15 PM
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Estelo dagnir, Melo ring
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,063
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Pippin: My bum has gone numb.
Gandalf: My condolences. |
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08-03-2005, 04:18 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Gandalf: "Hi, ho! Hi, ho. Hi,ho, hi ho, it's to Minas Tirith we go, to Minas Tirith we go!"
Pippin: "Could you please stop that? You know what Tolkien thought of Disney, don't you?" Gandalf: "At least it's better than the Crazy Frog song."
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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08-03-2005, 04:14 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
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Pippin: Are we there, yet?
Gandalf: You've asked that already. *sighs* And yes, we are almost there. Pippin: Okay, Grandpa Gandy... Gandalf:...*sighs* |
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08-03-2005, 04:20 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Gandalf: Ah see how the morning sun light catches the majesty of Minas Tirith? See the banners waving in the wind? Isn't glorious, Pippin?
Pippin: I still don't see why we couldn't go to Disney World instead.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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08-03-2005, 04:41 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Pippin: Do you think we should tell them about that asteroid that’s about to hit Minas Tirith?
OR Pippin: why is it so quiet? Gandalf: It's the deep breath before the plunge. Pippin: Oh! Do they have swimming baths at Minas Tirith? Gandalf: 
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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08-03-2005, 04:43 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Pippin: Every...thing...is so... WHITE! Gandalf, Shadowfax, that city over there! WHY?!
Okay, that was weird... 
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08-03-2005, 05:11 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Pip: Holy smokes! On top of that tower...it's a giant ape from the Southlands!
Or... He knew it was a long shot, but it had to be done. Denethor could not be persuaded by other means, so Gandalf knew, deep in his bones that he would have to keep his cloak on. Or... Pip: So...we're facing a deadly enemy, right? Gandy: Yes indeed. Pip: And our enemy threatens perpetual havoc if we don't surrender the Steward? Gandy: I am afraid so, Peregrin Took. Pip: Well tell me...what would be worse, letting this "Meela" have her way, or letting Gondor be continually ruled by a looney? Gandy: Hmm...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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08-03-2005, 06:35 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Gandalf: "I told you this was a good spot to watch the lift-off!" (The Citadel looks like a big rocket with flames coming from the side.)
OR Pippin: "Gandalf, the directions say to turn left here." Gandalf: "But the city is in right over there, to the right!" Pippin: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
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08-03-2005, 07:04 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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For the other picture:
PJ: . . . So now, you'll steal the Ring from Gandalf, and . . .
Bernard: Wait. Gandalf has the Ring? PJ: Yes. Bernard: How? PJ: None of your business. Bernard: And I'll steal it from him? PJ: Yes. Bernard: Why? PJ: Because you're an agent of Sauron. Bernard: Me? PJ: Yes! Bernard: Why? PJ: Because! . . . Then you kill the Witch-King and steal his flying birdie . . . Bernard: Wait. I thought I was an agent of Sauron. Why would I kill the Witch-King? PJ: Because he's really working for Denethor. Bernard: Why? PJ: BECAUSE! Bernard: But what about Éowyn? Wasn't she supposed to kill the Witch-King? PJ: No! By this time she and Aragorn had already ran off to the Undying Lands. Sheesh! Bernard: But they're mortals! PJ: So?! Bernard: Never mind. PJ: . . . So you fly off into Mordor and give the Ring to Bilbo. Bernard: Bilbo? PJ: Yes. Bernard: Why to him? PJ: Because he is really Sauron. Bernard: Can anyone ask if Harry Potter needs a King of Rohan character?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-07-2005, 10:40 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: Hobbits! Whatever you do! Don't turn around!
Frodo: Why? What's there? Gandalf: Aragorn has just had a bath! Hobbits:  OR (on similar lines) Aragorn angrily asks who washed his cloths. The Hobbits turn away to try and look innocent.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-07-2005 at 12:20 PM. |
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08-07-2005, 12:25 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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The four hobits at the gate of Mordor
Merry: "We are four hobbits from the Shire. We, uh, have the Ring and are traveling to Mount Doom, so, uh...let us pass! Please."
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08-07-2005, 12:33 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,521
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Merry: Who goes there? What do you want?
Harry: I'm the gatekeeper. I'm supposed to ask you. or... The Hobbits witness a most unpleasant site of a Cave Troll regurgitating.
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