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Hookbill the Goomba · 08-03-2005, 03:02 AM

To stop Peter from telling his awful jokes, Bernard had to hand him his bill.

SamwiseGamgee · 08-03-2005, 06:13 AM

PJ: So it says here that you slapped Ian McKellan square in the face and called him a primadonna bitch.

Bernard Hill: Whatever!

Kath · 08-03-2005, 06:19 AM

PJ: I'm sorry Bernard, this is some great writing but I just don't think the audience will relate as well to a camp king.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-03-2005, 07:17 AM

Jackson: "Is this bill correct? Did you spent $12000 on lattes?!"

Hill: "....yeah, so?"

CaptainofDespair · 08-03-2005, 07:56 AM

PJ: Bernard, can you read this letter? It's from Christopher Lee, but I cannot, for the life of me, make out what it says. I think he's trying to tell me he's pining, but for what, I do not know.

Bernard: Hmm. Actually, I think he's whining, about you cutting out his scenes.

Gil-Galad · 08-03-2005, 08:33 AM

Bernard: So i run in and try and save as many of the patients as i can from the lions right?

PJ: what? no, you just walk over to the tent there

Bernard: and then i sacrifice myself by going down with the ship!

PJ:err...which movie do you think this is?

Bernard: The Life and times of Bernard Hill and his Horse Daffodil?

Kitanna · 08-03-2005, 12:09 PM

Bernard's Brain: Peter seems to have some sort of a stain on his shirt...should I tell him? No, I'll just let him be embarassed. That'll teach him to shun my "Theoden kills the Witch King and Sauron and becomes king of Gondor and Rohan" idea.

08-03-2005, 03:02 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	To stop Peter from telling his awful jokes, Bernard had to hand him his bill. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-03-2005, 06:13 AM	#2
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	PJ: So it says here that you slapped Ian McKellan square in the face and called him a primadonna bitch. Bernard Hill: Whatever! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

08-03-2005, 06:19 AM	#3
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	PJ: I'm sorry Bernard, this is some great writing but I just don't think the audience will relate as well to a camp king. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-03-2005, 07:17 AM	#4
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Jackson: "Is this bill correct? Did you spent $12000 on lattes?!" Hill: "....yeah, so?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-03-2005, 08:33 AM	#6
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Bernard: So i run in and try and save as many of the patients as i can from the lions right? PJ: what? no, you just walk over to the tent there Bernard: and then i sacrifice myself by going down with the ship! PJ:err...which movie do you think this is? Bernard: The Life and times of Bernard Hill and his Horse Daffodil? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-03-2005, 07:56 AM	#5
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	PJ: Bernard, can you read this letter? It's from Christopher Lee, but I cannot, for the life of me, make out what it says. I think he's trying to tell me he's pining, but for what, I do not know. Bernard: Hmm. Actually, I think he's whining, about you cutting out his scenes.

08-03-2005, 12:09 PM	#7
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Bernard's Brain: Peter seems to have some sort of a stain on his shirt...should I tell him? No, I'll just let him be embarassed. That'll teach him to shun my "Theoden kills the Witch King and Sauron and becomes king of Gondor and Rohan" idea. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain