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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: minnesota
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unfortunately legolas appeared out of nowhere and got squishied between the hammer and the hobbits so FORTUNATELY sam and frodo are saved! *hooray
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Haunting Spirit
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Unfotunately, it was Falling on them.
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Fortunately Legolas, who had acted as...
Legolas: "A Diversion!", ...had been squished by the anvil, which meant he was no longer there to endlessly talk about diversions.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, Bob the Troll clobbered the Hobbits and prepared to roast them over a fire.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Fortunately, he got a heart attack before he could light the fire!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, he fell on the Hobbits.
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I ♣ baby seals. |
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Everlasting Whiteness
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Fortunately they woke up just before he landed and managed to roll out of the way.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately Frodo and Sam and M@P died for keeps.
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Tolkien decided this story was getting a bit difficult and zapped the entire Fellowship to Amon Hen.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately the Fellowship were killed by snipers in the service of Alatar.
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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Everlasting Whiteness
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Fortunately Tolkien reversed this plotline and then killed off Alatar for being such an annoying and repetitive character.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately Shelob did not find Alatar very tasty.
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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Everlasting Whiteness
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Fortunately she was hungry and ate him anyway.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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Unfortunately Shelob died of Alatar poisoning.
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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Everlasting Whiteness
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Fortunately, this was actually a good thing.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, Shelob began to belch forth black smoke and blinded all the members of the Fellowship.
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