The Future of the Downs

[Formendacil]

I will die.

T'is a fated world, and t'is fated that I shall die.

~With a free will,

Formendacil~

[Elennar Starfire]

~Elennar Starfire will get a faster internet connection, start coming back every day again, and join a Werewolf game.

[narfforc]

I predict that The King of Arda, Melkor will return at the head of an army dressed all in black, and outlaw this elven propaganda site.

P.S I may be wrong, As I once thought Screaming Lord Sutch would be Prime Minister.

[wilwarin538]

Wilwa will finaly figure out exactely how the Werewolf games actually work and attempt one.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Originally Posted by Formendacil

I will die.

T'is a fated world, and t'is fated that I shall die.

~With a free will,

Formendacil~

I will attempt to choose my own death, have it tweaked by Eru, still think it's my choice, and die accompanied only by Fordim Hedgethistle.

[Encaitare]

The only forums to live on will be Mirth, by which time we will be addressing questions such as "Would the fellowship have succeeded if Gimli were a small apple pie?" (These would primarily have been created by the Barrow Wight after his lamentable descent into lunacy.)

*assumes stuffy scholar voice* Clearly the Fellowship would have suffered a severe loss were Gimli a small apple pie, because undoubtedly he would have been consumed by Pippin early in the story. On the other hand Gimli is not commonly acknowledged as the most vital member of the Fellowship and therefore the Quest itself might not have been adversely affected. Some might say that one single orc Gimli might have slain could have killed Aragorn, thus effectively destroying the plot of the Lord of the Rings as we know it, and having Gimli around even in the form of a small apple pie would have kept the plot in order. I say to these naysayers, have you ever seen a small apple pie slay anyone? Granted, he could have thrown himself down the throat of an orc in a selfless display of heroics, and choked the creature to death. But even then he would have perished in the act, leaving us in precisely the same situation as before -- a Fellowship sans Gimli. What does this mean? "Even the wisest cannot tell."


See? We can still have [semi]serious discussion about silly things if we all assume stuffy scholar voices.

[Orominuialwen]

I predict that one day this forum will contain 1,000,000 posts. The current count is at 335,933, and will become 335,934 once I submit this post.

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by tgwbs

Lhunardawen will eventually be a werewolf, allowing a whole load of lunar-Lhuna jokes and puns to be made.

Just think of the deaths one could come up with!

The Books and Mirth and the whole forum will be filled with poll threads, and every BDer will look to polls for a highly effective method of reconciling ideas under debate.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Maybe Inktomi Slurp Spider will rise from the dead and lead his spider minions to Great Battle with The Barrow-Wight, who had originally killed him (with the aid of Galadriel) and taken his lands.

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Eomer

Maybe Inktomi Slurp Spider will rise from the dead and lead his spider minions to Great Battle with The Barrow-Wight, who had originally killed him (with the aid of Galadriel) and taken his lands.

Nay, by the omnipotence of the great Barrow-Wight, forever they shall remain as wandering critters.

Roggie of Morgoth will become a more active BDer, scaling the heights of rep points by the sheer allure of his black eyeliner.