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Lily Bombadil · 07-18-2005, 08:31 PM

I LOVE that MXC-ME idea! Who could be the Guy LeDouche figure? (sorry about the gross name, but that's what it is!) We'll say Bilbo.

Merry: And first up for Destroyers, we have Gandalf the Grey!
Pip: That is one tasty-lookin' shroom... *drools*
Merry: Wipe your mouth, Pip. That shroom's made out of solid mithril all the way from the Mines of Moria. And here goes Gandalf. He's mounting the shroom, and....he's off! Will he hold on? Oh, no!!! Looks like he couldn't keep it up and now he's falling into the Chasm of Death!!!
*a moment later, Gandalf crawls out of the "chasm"*
crowd: *gasp*
Merry: Wow! Look at that, Pippin!
Pip: Yeah, there must have been bleach in that chasm. He's all white!

Off to one side of the chasm:
(Guy)Bilbo: What happened, Gandalf? You are all white!
Gandalf: Gandalf? Yes...that was my name...

07-18-2005, 08:31 PM	#10
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Brilliant! I LOVE that MXC-ME idea! Who could be the Guy LeDouche figure? (sorry about the gross name, but that's what it is!) We'll say Bilbo. Merry: And first up for Destroyers, we have Gandalf the Grey! Pip: That is one tasty-lookin' shroom... drools Merry: Wipe your mouth, Pip. That shroom's made out of solid mithril all the way from the Mines of Moria. And here goes Gandalf. He's mounting the shroom, and....he's off! Will he hold on? Oh, no!!! Looks like he couldn't keep it up and now he's falling into the Chasm of Death!!! a moment later, Gandalf crawls out of the "chasm" crowd: gasp Merry: Wow! Look at that, Pippin! Pip: Yeah, there must have been bleach in that chasm. He's all white! Off to one side of the chasm: (Guy)Bilbo: What happened, Gandalf? You are all white! Gandalf: Gandalf? Yes...that was my name... __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."