What do you assign to Mordor? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lathriel · 07-16-2005, 05:26 PM

Mosquitos should be send to Mordor. The other day one got me right on my forehead! GRRR

Feanor of the Peredhil · 07-16-2005, 07:06 PM

I agree about mosquitoes, but I'd also like to ship out black flies and water that accidentally gets inhaled when you're messing around in the pool. Yeah... oops.

Orominuialwen · 07-16-2005, 11:20 PM

I would like to send the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) to Mordor. For anyone who has never experienced the horrors contained there, the DMV is a place where you are forced to take a number and wait for long periods of time, thus extending an errand which should have taken 45 minutes at the most into more than 1 1/2 hours (which is relatively short for the DMV), nearly making you late for someplace else you have to be. Plus, a whole lot of the people who work there are really grumpy.

Elonve · 07-20-2005, 01:55 AM

pimples and facial spots should be sent to mordor...

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the guy who be short · 07-20-2005, 06:35 AM

Excess phlegm.

I have nothing against phlegm when it does its job - in fact, I fully support it. Quite handy, really. However, when that phlegm multiplies and starts trying to escape the body through various facial orifices, the excess should surely be sent to Mordor.

By hindsight, I should probably have put some sort of warning before I wrote that.

littlemanpoet · 07-20-2005, 08:54 AM

Eeeeeeew! If ever if ever there's an rpg, just you watch out, Guy

Elonve's addition creates a pretty interesting possibility too.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 07-20-2005, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by the guy who be short

Excess phlegm.

I have nothing against phlegm when it does its job - in fact, I fully support it. Quite handy, really. However, when that phlegm multiplies and starts trying to escape the body through various facial orifices, the excess should surely be sent to Mordor.

By hindsight, I should probably have put some sort of warning before I wrote that.

I just got a big kick out of that, since I can sympathize. I'm going to bundle it all up and simply send allergies and all of their varied symptoms to Mordor. When you go outside and your eyes (due to allergies, and regardless of heavy black shades) scream at the sunlight saying "Let's just KILL Fea because it's fun"... it meant that I had a perfectly reasonable excuse to lay on my couch, in the air conditioning, eating Ben and Jerry's, and watching The Princess Diaries II. On second thought, maybe I'll keep my light sensitive eyes for times like those.

On a side note, TGWBS, have you read the latest Harry Potter? I believe one of the chapters is called An Excess of Phlegm. Just found that ironic.... And LMP, we really should get an RP going on that. Can you only imagine?

Oh... migraines. Migraines go to Mordor.

the guy who be short · 07-20-2005, 10:39 AM

I've already sent all illness to Mordor, but I'm experiencing excess phlegm at the moment. And I can sympathise with sending allergies to Mordor - I've had allergic conjunctivitis for almost a year now.

I just bought the new H-P book and haven't looked through it. How cool.

*TGWBS tries to think of something on topic*

Um... the lack of that RPG should be sent to Mordor! Even though I don't RPG... Presuming RPG can be used as a verb...

*TGWBS once again tries to get on topic*

When you really like a thread but can't think of anything to say! To Mordor!

07-16-2005, 05:26 PM	#1
Lathriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME) Posts: 612	Mosquitos should be send to Mordor. The other day one got me right on my forehead! GRRR __________________ Back again

07-16-2005, 07:06 PM	#2
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	I agree about mosquitoes, but I'd also like to ship out black flies and water that accidentally gets inhaled when you're messing around in the pool. Yeah... oops. __________________ peace

07-16-2005, 11:20 PM	#3
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	I would like to send the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) to Mordor. For anyone who has never experienced the horrors contained there, the DMV is a place where you are forced to take a number and wait for long periods of time, thus extending an errand which should have taken 45 minutes at the most into more than 1 1/2 hours (which is relatively short for the DMV), nearly making you late for someplace else you have to be. Plus, a whole lot of the people who work there are really grumpy. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

07-20-2005, 01:55 AM	#4
Elonve Wight Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Where the stars go blue. Posts: 153	pimples and facial spots should be sent to mordor... ________ Mature Cams Last edited by Elonve; 04-09-2011 at 06:03 PM.

07-20-2005, 06:35 AM	#5
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Excess phlegm. I have nothing against phlegm when it does its job - in fact, I fully support it. Quite handy, really. However, when that phlegm multiplies and starts trying to escape the body through various facial orifices, the excess should surely be sent to Mordor. By hindsight, I should probably have put some sort of warning before I wrote that.

07-20-2005, 08:54 AM	#6
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	Eeeeeeew! If ever if ever there's an rpg, just you watch out, Guy Elonve's addition creates a pretty interesting possibility too.

07-20-2005, 10:39 AM	#8
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	I've already sent all illness to Mordor, but I'm experiencing excess phlegm at the moment. And I can sympathise with sending allergies to Mordor - I've had allergic conjunctivitis for almost a year now. I just bought the new H-P book and haven't looked through it. How cool. *TGWBS tries to think of something on topic* Um... the lack of that RPG should be sent to Mordor! Even though I don't RPG... Presuming RPG can be used as a verb... *TGWBS once again tries to get on topic* When you really like a thread but can't think of anything to say! To Mordor!