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Meneltarmacil · 07-08-2005, 08:49 PM

(Another nod to Monty Python)

*Faramir is talking to a large group of Gondorian soldiers*

FARAMIR: Make sure nobody crosses the river until I come back.

SOLDIER #1: Right. We're not to cross the river until you come back.

FARAMIR: No, make sure NOBODY ELSE crosses the river until I get back.

SOLDIER #2: So we're allowed to cross the river?

FARAMIR: No, you're supposed to stay here.

SOLDIER #1: Until you get back.

FARAMIR: Yes. And make sure nobody crosses the river. Got it?

SOLDIER #2: Right.

*Faramir turns to leave*

*The soldiers follow him*

FARAMIR: Where are you going?

SOLDIER #1: We're coming with you.

FARAMIR: NO! You're supposed to stay here and make sure nobody crosses the river!

SOLDIER #2: Oh, right.

*Faramir leaves to check on the rest of the men*

*Orcs start crossing the river*

GOTHMOG: Quiet.

*The soldiers see this, yet do absolutely nothing*

GOTHMOG: Draw swords.

*The soldiers still don't do anything*

*The orcs land*

SOLDIER #1: Hey! You're not supposed to-AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*gets killed*

ORCS: RARRRRRGH!

07-08-2005, 08:49 PM	#15
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	The orcs attack Osgiliath (Another nod to Monty Python) Faramir is talking to a large group of Gondorian soldiers FARAMIR: Make sure nobody crosses the river until I come back. SOLDIER #1: Right. We're not to cross the river until you come back. FARAMIR: No, make sure NOBODY ELSE crosses the river until I get back. SOLDIER #2: So we're allowed to cross the river? FARAMIR: No, you're supposed to stay here. SOLDIER #1: Until you get back. FARAMIR: Yes. And make sure nobody crosses the river. Got it? SOLDIER #2: Right. Faramir turns to leave The soldiers follow him FARAMIR: Where are you going? SOLDIER #1: We're coming with you. FARAMIR: NO! You're supposed to stay here and make sure nobody crosses the river! SOLDIER #2: Oh, right. Faramir leaves to check on the rest of the men Orcs start crossing the river GOTHMOG: Quiet. The soldiers see this, yet do absolutely nothing GOTHMOG: Draw swords. The soldiers still don't do anything The orcs land SOLDIER #1: Hey! You're not supposed to-AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! gets killed ORCS: RARRRRRGH! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.