Tolkien-founder of new religion?

[Durelin]

I bow down and pray to Tolkien five times a day, don't you?

Odd -- I always thought of Catholicism as a rather well-established religion, not a new one at all...

In the name of the Valar and the Maiar and the Istari, Amen? *awaits a lightening bolt*

What I wanted was whether illiterate and ignorant can be swayed by a "Tolkienian Bible" which is quite complete with Genisis and all?

What about the 'literate' and 'learned'?