What do you assign to Mordor?

[Lalwendë]

Originally Posted by SPM

Although I speak English the way that it should be spoken - without a hint of an accent

Oooh, fighting talk! Of course, all ways of speaking English are accents you know. There is no 'correct' way, unless you are talking about Lancastrian English which is of course, an ancient, unsullied dialect rich with tone and meaning.