Super Middle-Earth Melee... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Larien Telemnar · 06-30-2005, 08:08 PM

Weel if we're talking dance contest, I'd say Rosie Cotton and Sebulba (From Star Wars). Rosie, hands down!

Ha! I can see it now!

Jar-Jar: Ima gonna knock yousa head off! WHOA! *SPLAT!*

Gollum: STUPID creature! Can't even hit someone proper! HA!

Gil-Galad · 06-30-2005, 08:11 PM

Legolas Elvish pop dancing versus Gollum's hit "The Precious"

Meneltarmacil · 06-30-2005, 09:02 PM

As far as dance contests go, Boromir could probably beat just about anybody there.

DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!!!

Gil-Galad · 06-30-2005, 09:11 PM

The Middle-Earth Dance-Off competition was intense. Pippin and his all-Hobbit dance squad had their feet flying in a breakdancing medley, and Gandalf looked particularly spry performing a Wizard Jig while Bilbo played the hurdy-gurdy. Tension mounted a few rounds later, as Saruman upped the ante with a riveting interpretive dance on Orc raising. The crowd was sure he snatched the championship, and the bookies were flooded with creatures clamoring to place new bets. Even Legolas' take on Elvish "pop" dancing couldn't shift the mood - the judges remained set. It was only later in the evening that the tide finally turned: the crowd roared as Gollum entered, breaking into a breathtaking routine to his hit single, "Precious." Even the Orc judges couldn't deny his prowess, and the cup was finally taken.

Gurthang · 07-01-2005, 04:07 PM

.... But just before the presentation of the trophy, two more challengers stepped up. Arwen was immediately disqualified because of her scandalous dress, and some rumors of trying to seduce the judges. The second dancer was none other than the Barrow-Wight himself! To thunderous applause he began his rendition of Napolean Dynamite's popular dance. The crowd was stunned. Never before had they seen its like, nor had they heard such a powerful tune. The judges themselves quailed at the sheer power the Wight's moves. After what seemed an Age, the contestant went back to his seat. It was minutes before anyone said a word. The judges began arguing back and forth, and finally a decision was made...

Gollum still rules the dancefloor!

06-30-2005, 08:08 PM	#1
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Weel if we're talking dance contest, I'd say Rosie Cotton and Sebulba (From Star Wars). Rosie, hands down! Ha! I can see it now! Jar-Jar: Ima gonna knock yousa head off! WHOA! SPLAT! Gollum: STUPID creature! Can't even hit someone proper! HA! __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-30-2005, 08:11 PM	#2
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Legolas Elvish pop dancing versus Gollum's hit "The Precious" __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-30-2005, 09:02 PM	#3
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	As far as dance contests go, Boromir could probably beat just about anybody there. DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!!! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-30-2005, 09:11 PM	#4
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	i got bored... The Middle-Earth Dance-Off competition was intense. Pippin and his all-Hobbit dance squad had their feet flying in a breakdancing medley, and Gandalf looked particularly spry performing a Wizard Jig while Bilbo played the hurdy-gurdy. Tension mounted a few rounds later, as Saruman upped the ante with a riveting interpretive dance on Orc raising. The crowd was sure he snatched the championship, and the bookies were flooded with creatures clamoring to place new bets. Even Legolas' take on Elvish "pop" dancing couldn't shift the mood - the judges remained set. It was only later in the evening that the tide finally turned: the crowd roared as Gollum entered, breaking into a breathtaking routine to his hit single, "Precious." Even the Orc judges couldn't deny his prowess, and the cup was finally taken. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-01-2005, 04:07 PM	#5
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	.... But just before the presentation of the trophy, two more challengers stepped up. Arwen was immediately disqualified because of her scandalous dress, and some rumors of trying to seduce the judges. The second dancer was none other than the Barrow-Wight himself! To thunderous applause he began his rendition of Napolean Dynamite's popular dance. The crowd was stunned. Never before had they seen its like, nor had they heard such a powerful tune. The judges themselves quailed at the sheer power the Wight's moves. After what seemed an Age, the contestant went back to his seat. It was minutes before anyone said a word. The judges began arguing back and forth, and finally a decision was made... Gollum still rules the dancefloor! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.