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Beanamir of Gondor · 05-25-2005, 01:43 PM

Adrahil: Denethor, you've got to stop your son from stealing my jewelry.
Denethor: Boromir, there's more to life than power... I mean jewelry.

Thranduil: Legolas, how many times have I told you-- if you surf down the bannister, you'll end up breaking your kneecaps! And stop playing archery indoors!

Arathorn: Son, would you clean yourself for once?

Anguirel · 05-25-2005, 02:15 PM

Strictly speaking, of course, Arathorn would have had to have told Aragorn that as a two year old...ah, the pedant in me is winning...

CURUFIN: Celebrimbor my son, never craft anything. Skill at making things has brought our family nothing but trouble...

yavanna II · 06-06-2005, 04:10 AM

Smeagol's mom: Son, stop eating raw fish! You'll get salmonella!
Gollum: Mom, geroff, gollum, gollum! I like sweet fish...
Smeagol's mom: At least get that fish dressed like a sashimi, son, you're disgusting!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2005, 04:13 AM

Sauron's mum: Look, if I catch you taking my jewellery again, I’ll show you who the DARK LORD IS!!

Sauron: eeep!

Lhunardawen · 06-06-2005, 05:12 AM

Elrond: Arwen, do not presume you know more than Glorfindel does, okay? And stop stealing Asfaloth.

Gandalf's mum: Stop breakdancing with that kid Bill, son. He will be the death of you yet.
Bill the Balrog's mum...wait.

Boromir88 · 06-06-2005, 08:01 AM

Celebrian (to Elladan and Elrohir): I don't want you two disappearing for weeks again. Be home by supper.

The Only Real Estel · 06-14-2005, 09:58 AM

Mothers of the Eagles:
"Never carry a ring or a person with a ring any amount of distance, children."

05-25-2005, 01:43 PM	#1
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Adrahil: Denethor, you've got to stop your son from stealing my jewelry. Denethor: Boromir, there's more to life than power... I mean jewelry. Thranduil: Legolas, how many times have I told you-- if you surf down the bannister, you'll end up breaking your kneecaps! And stop playing archery indoors! Arathorn: Son, would you clean yourself for once? __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

05-25-2005, 02:15 PM	#2
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Strictly speaking, of course, Arathorn would have had to have told Aragorn that as a two year old...ah, the pedant in me is winning... CURUFIN: Celebrimbor my son, never craft anything. Skill at making things has brought our family nothing but trouble... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-06-2005, 04:13 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sauron's mum: Look, if I catch you taking my jewellery again, I’ll show you who the DARK LORD IS!! Sauron: eeep! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-06-2005, 05:12 AM	#5
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Elrond: Arwen, do not presume you know more than Glorfindel does, okay? And stop stealing Asfaloth. Gandalf's mum: Stop breakdancing with that kid Bill, son. He will be the death of you yet. Bill the Balrog's mum...wait. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 06-07-2005 at 10:43 PM.

06-06-2005, 08:01 AM	#6
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Celebrian (to Elladan and Elrohir): I don't want you two disappearing for weeks again. Be home by supper. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-06-2005, 04:10 AM	#3
yavanna II Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in my own little world Posts: 142	Smeagol's mom: Son, stop eating raw fish! You'll get salmonella! Gollum: Mom, geroff, gollum, gollum! I like sweet fish... Smeagol's mom: At least get that fish dressed like a sashimi, son, you're disgusting!

06-14-2005, 09:58 AM	#7
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Mothers of the Eagles: "Never carry a ring or a person with a ring any amount of distance, children."