If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

the guy who be short · 05-20-2005, 05:14 AM

Wonderful idea, Holbytlass

If the stores do run out, we can turn to cannibalism.

More details on the siege:
Board up the lower windows with planks from the garage so they cant be broken through.

Pour boiling water, the cheap substitute for oil, onto the orcs from the upper windows.

Throw antique lamps and other such parental belongings at the orcs. Perhaps set them on fire first.

Play loud rock music

Especially Blind Guardian.

Hm... I think I need more detail. What did the orcs bring? If they have siege weaponry I'm in trouble. I'm presuming they just have their little scimitars and swords?

05-20-2005, 05:14 AM	#17
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Wonderful idea, Holbytlass If the stores do run out, we can turn to cannibalism. More details on the siege: Board up the lower windows with planks from the garage so they cant be broken through. Pour boiling water, the cheap substitute for oil, onto the orcs from the upper windows. Throw antique lamps and other such parental belongings at the orcs. Perhaps set them on fire first. Play loud rock music Especially Blind Guardian. Hm... I think I need more detail. What did the orcs bring? If they have siege weaponry I'm in trouble. I'm presuming they just have their little scimitars and swords?