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Memory of Trees · 05-19-2005, 01:54 PM

Ooh! This sounds like fun... I think I'll give it a shot. Here goes nothing:

Sir, I'm afriad there's been a... situation.

What is it this time? More straggling orcs?

I'm afraid not, sir. It is... much worse than that. <clears throat> It appears that a very large gathering a wombats has assembled on our southern border.

<gasp> It can't be!! Not the WOMBATS!!!!

I'm afraid so, sire. I recommend immediate evacuation of all cities along the souther border.

Hmm... that does seem wise, but it seem like such a shame to leave everything, now that we've almost completed our Ben&Jerry's... No. No, I've decided it can't be done. We cannot leave when we are so close to everything we have ever dreamed of!!

But sir! Think of all the lollipops that could be needlessly wasted if we do not act!

Are you questioning my judgement, Mortimer? Because, if you are...

No, no! Of course not, sire. It's just that I do have some hesitation about leaving ourselves prone to those theiving wombats... <shudders>

I understand your concerns, Mortimer, and believe me, I've thought this through. But the time has to sacrifice all for the sake of icecream!!!!! MUAHAHA... um, 'scuse me... tickle in the throat...

<screams> IT'S TOO LATE!!!!! THEY HAVE COME FOR US... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!

<glares> I TOLD you this would happen...

Don't be a fool, Mortimer. You must have guessed by now that I HAVE JOINED THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!

<sleep deprived> Okay... who knows where THAT came from...?!

Boromir88 · 06-12-2005, 10:54 PM

I have no clue where that came from, but still hilarious. I've finally found some pictures to get this thread back active...

Grishnakh: You think the Mouth of Sauron has bad teeth, look at these!

Orc 1: Those are nothing compared to mine.

Orc 2: Looks like you brush them on a regular basis. Check out these...

Uruk 1: Saruman's Uruk-hai still remain supreme!

Orc 3: Shut up fool. No one beats mine.

Ugluk: That settles it. The rabid mutant dog with Mad Cow's Disease wins. Now get back into line. And someone get rid of that...thing

THE Ka · 06-12-2005, 11:07 PM

Ha! Once again Boromir you put me to tears of laughter. That bit you made reminds me to well of my uncle and brother boasting about their hygene habits (Which doesn't include teeth only). Wonderfully done with the help of a mad dog. Thanks for getting this thread back up.

~ Ka

Naz · 06-26-2005, 07:37 PM

Hehehe, mutant rabid mad cow dog!!

Why won't most of the pictures show up?

05-19-2005, 01:54 PM	#1
Memory of Trees Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Here! Over here!!! Behind that rock. Yes, that is I... Posts: 84	Ooh! This sounds like fun... I think I'll give it a shot. Here goes nothing: Sir, I'm afriad there's been a... situation. What is it this time? More straggling orcs? I'm afraid not, sir. It is... much worse than that. <clears throat> It appears that a very large gathering a wombats has assembled on our southern border. <gasp> It can't be!! Not the WOMBATS!!!! I'm afraid so, sire. I recommend immediate evacuation of all cities along the souther border. Hmm... that does seem wise, but it seem like such a shame to leave everything, now that we've almost completed our Ben&Jerry's... No. No, I've decided it can't be done. We cannot leave when we are so close to everything we have ever dreamed of!! But sir! Think of all the lollipops that could be needlessly wasted if we do not act! Are you questioning my judgement, Mortimer? Because, if you are... No, no! Of course not, sire. It's just that I do have some hesitation about leaving ourselves prone to those theiving wombats... <shudders> I understand your concerns, Mortimer, and believe me, I've thought this through. But the time has to sacrifice all for the sake of icecream!!!!! MUAHAHA... um, 'scuse me... tickle in the throat... <screams> IT'S TOO LATE!!!!! THEY HAVE COME FOR US... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!! <glares> I TOLD you this would happen... Don't be a fool, Mortimer. You must have guessed by now that I HAVE JOINED THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!! <sleep deprived> Okay... who knows where THAT came from...?! __________________ .~Mem~. "This is work, not Super-Happy-Fun time!"

06-12-2005, 10:54 PM	#2
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	I have no clue where that came from, but still hilarious. I've finally found some pictures to get this thread back active... Grishnakh: You think the Mouth of Sauron has bad teeth, look at these! Orc 1: Those are nothing compared to mine. Orc 2: Looks like you brush them on a regular basis. Check out these... Uruk 1: Saruman's Uruk-hai still remain supreme! Orc 3: Shut up fool. No one beats mine. Ugluk: That settles it. The rabid mutant dog with Mad Cow's Disease wins. Now get back into line. And someone get rid of that...thing __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-12-2005, 11:07 PM	#3
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Ha! Once again Boromir you put me to tears of laughter. That bit you made reminds me to well of my uncle and brother boasting about their hygene habits (Which doesn't include teeth only). Wonderfully done with the help of a mad dog. Thanks for getting this thread back up. ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-26-2005, 07:37 PM	#4
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Hehehe, mutant rabid mad cow dog!! Why won't most of the pictures show up?