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THE Ka · 05-07-2005, 12:26 PM

School dances, even for a hobbit like sam, can be a culinary experience...

F: Who are you gonna ask?
S: That girl over there.
F: Rose Cotton? How the heck are you gonna do that?
S: Eh, build her a cake or something...

~ Ka

Nimrodel_9 · 05-07-2005, 12:34 PM

Spying on Gandalf.
That's not a real beard??!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-07-2005, 01:16 PM

Frodo: Look at that Sam!
Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Its a new Picture!

Frodo: Look at that Que! We'll never get to the post office in time!

Meela · 05-07-2005, 01:52 PM

It was tortilla day at the Mordor army kitchens.

Formendacil · 05-07-2005, 02:27 PM

Frodo to Sam, in reference to the next picture in which they appear:

"Look Sam! At last a picture that isn't snatched out of the movie film!"

OR:

"I didn't know orks washed their dirty laundry!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-07-2005, 02:49 PM

Frodo and Sam were astonished: only three Orcs remained alive to fight the ferocious army of badgers.

Encaitare · 05-07-2005, 03:04 PM

Celeborn/Galadriel pic:

Celeborn: Did you just call me Teleporno???

Orc pic:

As the swarms of rabid fans ran towards the trailers, the orc bouncers shouted, "I know you're ecstatic that Backstreet's back (again), but A.J. will not be signing autographs tonight!"

The Only Real Estel · 05-07-2005, 04:44 PM

The Witch-King hit upon a new way to catch the elusive hobbits. While distracting them by louding reciting stale jokes about 'how many nazguls does it take to change a lightbulb' or something along those lines, his secret army of Black Breath leeches went in for the kill.

The Elf-warrior · 05-07-2005, 06:43 PM

Celeborn and Galadriel pic:

Celeborn: (Whispering.) "Wow! I didn't remember that Dwarves were that ugly!"

Galadriel: "Kindly refrain from insulting my guest!"

Holbytlass · 05-07-2005, 07:09 PM

Peeping Toms!!

elronds_daughter · 05-07-2005, 07:27 PM

What you see here is a picture of the moment before a trio of Vogons began reciting their poetry to their relatively captive audience....

Boromir88 · 05-07-2005, 08:40 PM

Sam: The line for the grand-opening of the Krispy Kreme store stretches all the way into Mordor? We'll never get our donuts now.

THE Ka · 05-08-2005, 12:59 AM

Frodo and Sam happened to be one of the only outsiders who had the chance to view one of sauron's many rituals that were suspiciously un-evil and with a hint of an OCD hobbit mother during spring cleaning...

Orc organizer #1: through magaphone Okay, okay I know you all want to get out of this as fast as you can (I know I want to), but we can't until the eye upstairs is out of his OCD fits... Yet again...

Sauron: through wakie-talkie to orc organizer#1 A little to the left, more, great! Okay! You guys look wonderful! Okay, carry on... WAIT! YOU, IN THE 500TH ROW, THREE DOWN!

Everyone: Symphonic Moan

S: HEY! Losing my ring was enough, this time I want to be at least presentable...

~ Rant Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-08-2005, 01:05 AM

Orc overseer: He's NOT the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

Gil-Galad · 05-08-2005, 10:28 AM

Sam: i love you mr.Frodo

Frodo: not now Sam...

*yes it is legendary frog*

Ainaserkewen · 05-08-2005, 09:03 PM

Sam: Bless me little Hobbit feet, Mr. Frodo. Apparently orks, as well as killers, are also Fanilows! This is our lucky day!

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-08-2005, 11:43 PM

Orc overseer: Look, I don't care how many of you there are! The sign clearly says "No trainers" so bog off!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-09-2005, 09:56 AM

Frodo: "An army of Orcs? In Mordor? Inconceivable!"

Sam: "I don't think you know what that word means either."

mormegil · 05-09-2005, 10:15 AM

Sam: "Look at all them orcs Mr. Frodo. My old Gaffer would say....."
Frodo muttering: "Oh great, here we go with the 'My old Gaffer says this or that' bit"

narfforc · 05-09-2005, 12:28 PM

Frodo to Sam: Dammit Sam trust us to pick a parade day!

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-09-2005, 01:00 PM

Frodo: I don't care how lost we are, we are NOT asking for directions! Trust me!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-09-2005, 01:06 PM

Frodo: "You know, Sam, statistically speaking, around 470 of those Orcs would find you rather attractive...."

Sam: "Mr. Frodo, you're scaring me again."

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-09-2005, 01:55 PM

It just goes to show... there is nowhere you can hide from Orc scouts selling biscuits!

Ainaserkewen · 05-09-2005, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Frodo: I don't care how lost we are, we are NOT asking for directions! Trust me!

Sam: Stupid male stuborness. I can hear the feminists now, Mr. Frodo.

Firefoot · 05-09-2005, 03:47 PM

Orc standing at the top: That's right! The three of us versus all of you!

Nimrodel_9 · 05-09-2005, 04:50 PM

Sam: Mr. Frodo! We're never going to get to see Star Wars!!!

Oddwen · 05-09-2005, 06:03 PM

Samwise watches in horror as army ants march on the garden of Bag-end.

Anguirel · 05-10-2005, 06:41 AM

Frodo and Sam were sorely tempted to rush out and grab the designer jeans the Orcs were using as a banner...

wilwarin538 · 05-10-2005, 01:40 PM

New Pic!

Aragorn: Ok, Ok. I'll go out with you!!!

Just put that thing down.

Meela · 05-10-2005, 01:43 PM

Aragorn sure hoped Eowyn was thinking of marshmallows when she wielded her toasting fork.

Anguirel · 05-10-2005, 01:44 PM

ARAGORN: Fine, whatever. When I'm King, all women will have the vote. (Sotto voce) Beats me what they'll be voting for though. What does the gel think I am, some kind of democrat?

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-10-2005, 01:51 PM

Okay, so Aragorn wasn't exactly Bombadill when it came to singing...

The Elf-warrior · 05-10-2005, 02:47 PM

Aragorn: "Hmm. Not very sharp."

mormegil · 05-10-2005, 03:07 PM

Okay, Okay we'll get two onion blossoms

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-10-2005, 03:07 PM

Sean Bean: See! I'm Still Sharpe!

Vigo: Look, that show ended ten years ago! Get over it!

Sean Bean: NEVER!

Boromir88 · 05-10-2005, 03:15 PM

Hookbill's given me an idea, something special to somone for guessing what movie this is from.

Boromir was distraught over the death of his mother, Finduilas, and now had to kill Aragorn because he found out about Boromir's little secret.

P.S. It's not lines from the movie, just the basic plot.

Gurthang · 05-10-2005, 04:10 PM

Aragorn: "You don't like my new foot-long earring?!"

OR

Aragorn's Mother: "I've had it. You're getting a haircut."

OR

Aragorn wonders how this white unicorn got a steel horn.

Ainaserkewen · 05-10-2005, 04:41 PM

Aragorn: Whoa! I just shaved this morning!

*snerk*five o'clock shadow*snerk*

Nimrodel_9 · 05-10-2005, 04:56 PM

Aragorn: You really should cut your fingernails...

or

Eowyn: You have something in your teeth.
Ary: Do you have a toothpick?
Eowyn: Yeah. You'd better use this.
Ary: Whoa!
Eowyn: You might need something bigger.

Nimmy

Gil-Galad · 05-10-2005, 05:09 PM

Gimli: Come on! we must help the hobbits fight the orcs!

Aragorn: just hold on, Legolas teached me this thing with my sword where i oggle my reflection...so purty...

Legolas:yesss....purty....

05-07-2005, 12:26 PM	#5081
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	School dances, even for a hobbit like sam, can be a culinary experience... F: Who are you gonna ask? S: That girl over there. F: Rose Cotton? How the heck are you gonna do that? S: Eh, build her a cake or something... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-07-2005, 12:34 PM	#5082
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Spying on Gandalf. That's not a real beard??!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-07-2005, 01:16 PM	#5083
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: Look at that Sam! Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo? Frodo: Its a new Picture! Frodo: Look at that Que! We'll never get to the post office in time! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-07-2005, 01:52 PM	#5084
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	It was tortilla day at the Mordor army kitchens. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-07-2005, 02:27 PM	#5085
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Frodo to Sam, in reference to the next picture in which they appear: "Look Sam! At last a picture that isn't snatched out of the movie film!" OR: "I didn't know orks washed their dirty laundry!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

05-07-2005, 02:49 PM	#5086
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo and Sam were astonished: only three Orcs remained alive to fight the ferocious army of badgers. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-07-2005, 03:04 PM	#5087
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Celeborn/Galadriel pic: Celeborn: Did you just call me Teleporno??? Orc pic: As the swarms of rabid fans ran towards the trailers, the orc bouncers shouted, "I know you're ecstatic that Backstreet's back (again), but A.J. will not be signing autographs tonight!" Last edited by Encaitare; 05-07-2005 at 03:09 PM.

05-07-2005, 04:44 PM	#5088
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The Witch-King hit upon a new way to catch the elusive hobbits. While distracting them by louding reciting stale jokes about 'how many nazguls does it take to change a lightbulb' or something along those lines, his secret army of Black Breath leeches went in for the kill.

05-07-2005, 06:43 PM	#5089
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Celeborn and Galadriel pic: Celeborn: (Whispering.) "Wow! I didn't remember that Dwarves were that ugly!" Galadriel: "Kindly refrain from insulting my guest!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-07-2005, 07:09 PM	#5090
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Peeping Toms!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-07-2005, 07:27 PM	#5091
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	What you see here is a picture of the moment before a trio of Vogons began reciting their poetry to their relatively captive audience.... __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

05-07-2005, 08:40 PM	#5092
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Sam: The line for the grand-opening of the Krispy Kreme store stretches all the way into Mordor? We'll never get our donuts now. __________________ Fenris Penguin

05-08-2005, 12:59 AM	#5093
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Frodo and Sam happened to be one of the only outsiders who had the chance to view one of sauron's many rituals that were suspiciously un-evil and with a hint of an OCD hobbit mother during spring cleaning... Orc organizer #1: through magaphone Okay, okay I know you all want to get out of this as fast as you can (I know I want to), but we can't until the eye upstairs is out of his OCD fits... Yet again... Sauron: through wakie-talkie to orc organizer#1 A little to the left, more, great! Okay! You guys look wonderful! Okay, carry on... WAIT! YOU, IN THE 500TH ROW, THREE DOWN! Everyone: Symphonic Moan S: HEY! Losing my ring was enough, this time I want to be at least presentable... ~ Rant Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-08-2005, 01:05 AM	#5094
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Orc overseer: He's NOT the messiah! He's a very naughty boy! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-08-2005, 10:28 AM	#5095
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Sam: i love you mr.Frodo Frodo: not now Sam... yes it is legendary frog __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-08-2005, 09:03 PM	#5096
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Sam: Bless me little Hobbit feet, Mr. Frodo. Apparently orks, as well as killers, are also Fanilows! This is our lucky day! __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

05-08-2005, 11:43 PM	#5097
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Orc overseer: Look, I don't care how many of you there are! The sign clearly says "No trainers" so bog off! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-09-2005, 09:56 AM	#5098
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo: "An army of Orcs? In Mordor? Inconceivable!" Sam: "I don't think you know what that word means either." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-09-2005, 10:15 AM	#5099
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Sam: "Look at all them orcs Mr. Frodo. My old Gaffer would say....." Frodo muttering: "Oh great, here we go with the 'My old Gaffer says this or that' bit" __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

05-09-2005, 12:28 PM	#5100
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Frodo to Sam: Dammit Sam trust us to pick a parade day!

05-09-2005, 01:00 PM	#5101
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: I don't care how lost we are, we are NOT asking for directions! Trust me! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-09-2005, 01:06 PM	#5102
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo: "You know, Sam, statistically speaking, around 470 of those Orcs would find you rather attractive...." Sam: "Mr. Frodo, you're scaring me again." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-09-2005, 01:55 PM	#5103
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It just goes to show... there is nowhere you can hide from Orc scouts selling biscuits! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-09-2005, 03:47 PM	#5105
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Orc standing at the top: That's right! The three of us versus all of you!

05-09-2005, 04:50 PM	#5106
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Sam: Mr. Frodo! We're never going to get to see Star Wars!!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-09-2005, 06:03 PM	#5107
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Samwise watches in horror as army ants march on the garden of Bag-end. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-10-2005, 06:41 AM	#5108
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Frodo and Sam were sorely tempted to rush out and grab the designer jeans the Orcs were using as a banner... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-10-2005, 01:40 PM	#5109
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	New Pic! Aragorn: Ok, Ok. I'll go out with you!!! Just put that thing down. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-10-2005, 01:43 PM	#5110
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Aragorn sure hoped Eowyn was thinking of marshmallows when she wielded her toasting fork. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 05-10-2005 at 01:56 PM.

05-10-2005, 01:44 PM	#5111
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Eowyn's Demand ARAGORN: Fine, whatever. When I'm King, all women will have the vote. (Sotto voce) Beats me what they'll be voting for though. What does the gel think I am, some kind of democrat? __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-10-2005, 01:51 PM	#5112
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Okay, so Aragorn wasn't exactly Bombadill when it came to singing... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-10-2005, 02:47 PM	#5113
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Aragorn: "Hmm. Not very sharp." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-10-2005, 03:07 PM	#5114
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Okay, Okay we'll get two onion blossoms __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

05-10-2005, 03:07 PM	#5115
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sean Bean: See! I'm Still Sharpe! Vigo: Look, that show ended ten years ago! Get over it! Sean Bean: NEVER! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-10-2005, 03:15 PM	#5116
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Hookbill's given me an idea, something special to somone for guessing what movie this is from. Boromir was distraught over the death of his mother, Finduilas, and now had to kill Aragorn because he found out about Boromir's little secret. P.S. It's not lines from the movie, just the basic plot. __________________ Fenris Penguin