What do you assign to Mordor?

[Mithalwen]

Oh I am off to Mordor on the vote thing - I do believe you should register your vote even if you do not cast it since not to do so is an insult to those who fought and died trying to obtain suffrage. Many women in the world still do not have the right to vote. And I had to wait till I was 26 to cast my vote in person in a general election ......

And since this brit regards "bird" as a totally unacceptable way of referring to a woman - I didn't make that mistake

[Formendacil]

People who go up to you at work and ask "Do you work here?"

People who come in to the library at the same time of the same day, every week, and look at the same books, which are then left around to be picked up and reshelved for them to come in and look at in a week's time.

Kids/teens who come in to the library for something like eight hours a week to go on the computers and play the SAME internet game each time. Get a life, people! No wonder obesity is on the rise. Internet use I can understand, eight hours I can understand (easily), but on the SAME game in the PUBLIC LIBRARY????

Lawnmowing: it's pointless. It never stops.

[Lathriel]

One no-brainer Britney spears.
Also I agree with Encaitare that AP exams should fit in nicely.

Math should also go to Mordor. Its evil. Luckily this will be my last year ever taking math. Can't wait till I'm done.

Nuclear bombs should go to Mordor and STAY there never to bother us again. Although we might just run out of room.

peopl who snore should go to Mordor untill they stop.

[Anguirel]

I'm also going to Mordor over the vote. There's the Emily-Davison-in-front-of-the-King's-horse angle, and the oh-my-God-40%-that-could-have-mangled-Blair-has-been-wasted angle. Both seem pretty convincing to me. And the BNP are Uruk-Hai, so they're there in any case...

[Celebuial]

Originally Posted by Peredhil

Um... what's a "Chav"?

A chav is the kind of person that wears Burbery( sorry can't spell that!), or Von Dutch when they can't afford it, or imitations of these. Their mecca is the JD Sports shop chain.They live in tracksuits and wear their trousers tucked in to their socks; they have those really vulgar trainers with the huge soles and springs and stuff; they hang around in large groups and harrass people; they spit; swear constantly; don't tend to do well at school/college; use lots of slang; they hate any one who is different from them; and most important, they only liked LotR when it was 'in' and then they only liked the special effects and fights scenes in the movie. As soon as the films were over anyone who liked LotR was 'out' and they now hated the film's because they couldn't understand them and because they were 'too long'. They haven't heard of Tolkien and prob'ly don't know whaty a book is.

I'm not going to appologise to anyone for insulting them because I know that none of you guys could be chavs (you're too nice and 'Tolkieny'). Perhapp's it is now apparent why these foul creatures should be assigned to Mordor?

[Celebuial]

Oh, corsets should go too.

[Mithalwen]

Chav /chavettes here are a few examples.. but not sure of the US equivalent is trailer trash maybe? ... there are rich chavs too for whom money has not bought taste...

[Mithalwen]

Chav /chavettes ... here are a few examples.. but not sure of the US equivalent is trailer trash maybe? ...

http://www.littlebritain.tv/characters_vicky.htm

http://www.siglamag.com/blaggersguide/0412/Chavs.php

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/celebrity.php

[littlemanpoet]

Chav /chavettes ... Ug. I guess we Americans finally have something to feel sorry for you Brits about. Yeah, I noticed a few Americans on that scum site, but it still seems to be a Brit phenomenon (I hope I don't meet up with any of it when I go this Autumn). We have another name for the same thing, I suppose: Hollywood.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

With a cheery misanthropic wave of my hand,
I assign people in general to The Black Land.


(no offence guys, mais l'enfer c'est les autres.)

[Elonve]

People who cut Q's! Can't you wait your turn??

Pervs! get a life!

Dentists...ugly vile evil...inhumane creatures!

when you are waiting for the doctor to see you and they break for Coffee! cant the caffine wait??

I.B exams!

Republicans,(i.e. George W. Bush)

Bible thumpers

cheerleaders and jocks

VECTORS and ALGEBRA!
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Digital Vaporizer

[Elonve]

thongs
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Glass bong

[Gil-Galad]

My Math teacher...

[Orominuialwen]

Republicans,(i.e. George W. Bush)

This forum really isn't the place for political comments, if you don't mind. Not all of us have the same views, and there are other places to discuss such things...

Final exams

Bad weather

Mosquitoes

[the phantom]

This forum really isn't the place for political comments

I agree. But what's done is done, so now someone needs to balance out what Elonve said for the sake of fairness.

Therefore, I declare that all people who think Republicans should go to Mordor should go to Mordor themselves.

[Anguirel]

Originally Posted by Orominuialwen

Mosquitoes

This forum really isn't the place for biological comments, if you don't mind. Not all of us have the same views.

Oh, wait, it's mosquitoes. They do.

[Lhunardawen]

Seven o'clock classes, especially if you live 2 hours away.

Upperclassmen who think freshies are "just freshies" so they don't have as much right. Who do they think they are?

And budget cuts on my university. Oh, for crying out loud. As if we're not facility-challenged enough.

Then again, there's always hope for all these to redeem themselves...

[Amanaduial the archer]

Boredom, quite simply. Like, the total boredom where you somehow can't even motivate yourself to do...anything. Yet doing nothing is quite surely going to drive you insane. So everything becomes a chore, and you'd somehow just rather sit there browsing nothing on the internet without any real interest rather than do something....productive.

...and yes, I am on my holidays. Verily, boredom is an enemy I am getting to know very well


And also, of course, the official font of Mordor: Comic Sans. Can you imagine arriving at Mordor and seeing the huge, fiery sign cheerfully informing you in those infuriatingly bubbly letters 'Welcome to Mordor!'. *Shudders* Like being licked to death by a puppy...or a siamese cat for that matter....

[Holbytlass]

Portugese-men-of-war
These bad boys scare the heck out of me. I didn't know about them till the 10th grade. My teacher tells me about them and how to identify them then that summer and for years after I would see them at the beach.
They are wicked jelly fish but their bulbous bodies are blue and they float on top of the water to come and get you!!

[the guy who be short]

Stupid names, like "Jellyfish". You'd expect one to look fish-shaped and be made of Jelly.

And also, "Portugese-Men-of-War." You'd expect them to look like men.
Actually, that name could be offensive to the Portugese. And to Men. Henceforth, they should be called "West-Iberian-People-of-War."

Wait... does this all come under language?

*vanishes to Mordor in a puff*

[solarisa]

wha?!!! whats siamese cats got to do with mordor??!!! ...

[Arod]

People who throw their trash on the ground or leave it on a picnic table in a public area when there is a trash can 15 feet away. There is no excuse really. It's simply laziness.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Men who unintelligently assign a woman's bad mood to hormones. And, after she gets mad for them being ignorant berks, they take that as conclusive proof they were right.

They can all vacation with the Nazgul.

And slivers. I really just hate slivers. And stubbed toes. Nasty things.

Also people who pronounce it Ray-min noodles. It's Rah-men.

[Elonve]

Breast cancer i would like to send it to mordor...

people who spit gum out on to the pavementand then you step in it and it gets all over the place! grrrrr!
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SHIP SALE

[CaptainofDespair]

Originally Posted by Feanor of the Peredhil

Men who unintelligently assign a woman's bad mood to hormones. And, after she gets mad for them being ignorant berks, they take that as conclusive proof they were right.

They can all vacation with the Nazgul.

I'd like to vacation with the Nazgul regardless.

And you're right, men who do that should be sent to Mordor. Of course they are wrong...women are always in bad moods...hormones or not (unless they are shopping).

EDIT: *is, of course, kidding*

[Enedhilion]

I assign Ignorant people to Mordor.
Dislike 'em.
=]

[Roa_Aoife]

I assign Ignorant people to Mordor.

Well, that's a whole lot of people in Mordor. I assign this week. This week has simply been the worst week I've had in a long time, and it can go straight to Mordor.

Also, I assign people who post more on this thread than on the Shire thread. Pessimists.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Originally Posted by Roa_Aoife

Also, I assign people who post more on this thread than on the Shire thread. Pessimists.

Ah, but my Shire posts are longer and better written... that must count for something.

I assign professors that don't check their e-mail. If I'm on the 'Downs after 11:30, it means I got kicked out of class. Again.

[Lalwendë]

I assign workplace pedants and all such people who have the tendency to micromanage and bring out their inner teacher. When you ask a colleague if they will check over something you have written to see that they understand it and they feel the need to stand over you suggesting where commas and capital letters ought to go. And you get one in every single place that you work, that's the worst thing about it. You cannot argue with them despite the fact that your blood is boiling and you just want to leap up and go "I didn't ask you to get a mental red pen out on my work! Clear off, you patronising %$*!". The only way you can fight back is with equal pedantry, witness my come back comment today after such an event: "Oh, I've reformatted all your papers as they were in size 11 font and size 12 is the standard." *insert evil smiley*

[ninja91]

I assign people who did not watch LOTR all the way through because they thought it was "boring". they can all burn in mordor. muwahahahahaha!

[Lalaith]

Early-morning clumsiness.

I had just got into a lovely rose-scented bath and I managed to drop my double expresso into it. So I got a murky brown bath instead. Twerp.

[Anguirel]

I assign Severus Snape and Bellatrix Lestrange. I have a feeling they're both going to be useful...

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

I assign viciously snappy patrons in libraries. When I say that somebody else had already taken The Constant Gardener out, I'm not lying. And even if I could, dear patrons, go into the system to find out who has it, I wouldn't. It's none of my business, certainly none of yours, and it's sickeningly unethical. Bad patrons! When I say the movie isn't in the library, it's not a conspiracy against you, so don't be mean to me or I'll call security just to be vindictive.

[Naria]

I am going to assign.....dry sockets. Yes you heard right.....you see, I have recently gotten my four wisdom teeth surgically removed and man does my one bottom one hurt like a B!! I have had to go in to the Dentist two times a week now for about 2 1/2 weeks to get packing in that one hole.

[Kath]

Not being able to remember anything for more than a couple of hours, and being so easily distracted by something really rather trivial (if a lot of fun) that you forget something really important.

[Nogrod]

These people who try to infiltrate the forums with their adds on iPods and other equipment...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

The song "It started with a kiss" not because it is a bad song or I don't like the music.

It just affects me in a way emotionaly that is rather uncomftable.

[ninja91]

Speaking of songs, I cannot stand that god-awful "Holla back girrl" song. It drives me insane...

[Kath]

Days that can't make up their minds. I'm going to be cold today, no actually I think hot, hmm maybe rainy, oh no I preferred hot, now I want to be cold again. Grr, I refuse to carry three different tops and an umbrella just to deal with the changing weather.

[the guy who be short]

I assign Missing Umbrellas! And subsequent rain!