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05-06-2005, 11:36 PM
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: perpetual uncertainty
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Nurses who know nothing about your medical history that, when you are in the ER having an asthma attack, first ask you to rate your pain on a scale of 1-10, and then, after you've sat in an antiseptic smelling room for hours because not being able to breathe doesn't really *hurt*, finally admit you and then proceed to ask you to breathe deeply while they check all sorts of vital (but not really, given the circumstances) stats.
That entire scenario is welcome to inhabit every hospital in Mordor. Also, guys who think that just because you are attractive means that you're a *****. They can burn in Mordor. I officially assign them.
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05-07-2005, 06:00 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Well, I, for one, am extremely loathe to assign anything or anyone to Mordor. It's a nasssty place and how am I to know of someone's private disposition? And of their chances for repentance or something?
How about Dol Guldur though? 
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05-07-2005, 08:55 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: abaft the beam
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Well, for the most part I'm with Bethberry--for example, I have yet to see a vegetable on this thread that I don't like!
But there is one group of people whom I would banish: all the people who, on hearing about my new job (which will entail a major relocation), immediately ask me in an accusing voice what my husband is going to do. If the genders were reversed, wouldn't the first question likely be, Are you excited? Or perhaps, However did you hear about this position? Or the ever-popular, Congratulations! Not an immediate, insulting implication that a fantastic opportunity for me is not reason enough for both of us to move away. 
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05-07-2005, 10:47 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Oh I am off to Mordor on the vote thing - I do believe you should register your vote even if you do not cast it since not to do so is an insult to those who fought and died trying to obtain suffrage. Many women in the world still do not have the right to vote. And I had to wait till I was 26 to cast my vote in person in a general election
 ......And since this brit regards "bird" as a totally unacceptable way of referring to a woman - I didn't make that mistake
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05-07-2005, 11:19 AM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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To be a bit more "real-life" and less "not-so-real-life" than my last contribution:
People who go up to you at work and ask "Do you work here?"
People who come in to the library at the same time of the same day, every week, and look at the same books, which are then left around to be picked up and reshelved for them to come in and look at in a week's time. Kids/teens who come in to the library for something like eight hours a week to go on the computers and play the SAME internet game each time. Get a life, people! No wonder obesity is on the rise. Internet use I can understand, eight hours I can understand (easily), but on the SAME game in the PUBLIC LIBRARY???? Lawnmowing: it's pointless. It never stops.
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05-07-2005, 06:00 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME)
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One no-brainer Britney spears.
Also I agree with Encaitare that AP exams should fit in nicely. Math should also go to Mordor. Its evil. Luckily this will be my last year ever taking math. Can't wait till I'm done. Nuclear bombs should go to Mordor and STAY there never to bother us again. Although we might just run out of room. peopl who snore should go to Mordor untill they stop.
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05-10-2005, 10:11 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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I'm also going to Mordor over the vote. There's the Emily-Davison-in-front-of-the-King's-horse angle, and the oh-my-God-40%-that-could-have-mangled-Blair-has-been-wasted angle. Both seem pretty convincing to me. And the BNP are Uruk-Hai, so they're there in any case...
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05-11-2005, 02:23 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Cardiff during term time/Leicester in the holl's
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I'm not going to appologise to anyone for insulting them because I know that none of you guys could be chavs (you're too nice and 'Tolkieny'). Perhapp's it is now apparent why these foul creatures should be assigned to Mordor?
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05-11-2005, 02:30 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Cardiff during term time/Leicester in the holl's
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Oh, corsets should go too.
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05-30-2005, 11:45 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Where the stars go blue.
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People who cut Q's! Can't you wait your turn??
Pervs! get a life! Dentists...ugly vile evil...inhumane creatures! when you are waiting for the doctor to see you and they break for Coffee! cant the caffine wait?? I.B exams! Republicans,(i.e. George W. Bush) Bible thumpers cheerleaders and jocks VECTORS and ALGEBRA! ________ Digital Vaporizer Last edited by Elonve; 04-09-2011 at 05:58 PM. |
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06-06-2005, 11:26 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Where the stars go blue.
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06-07-2005, 07:06 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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My Math teacher...
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07-07-2005, 02:02 PM
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Shadow of Starlight
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: dancing among the ledgerlines...
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Boredom, quite simply. Like, the total boredom where you somehow can't even motivate yourself to do...anything. Yet doing nothing is quite surely going to drive you insane. So everything becomes a chore, and you'd somehow just rather sit there browsing nothing on the internet without any real interest rather than do something....productive.
...and yes, I am on my holidays. Verily, boredom is an enemy I am getting to know very well  And also, of course, the official font of Mordor: Comic Sans. Can you imagine arriving at Mordor and seeing the huge, fiery sign cheerfully informing you in those infuriatingly bubbly letters 'Welcome to Mordor!'. *Shudders* Like being licked to death by a puppy...or a siamese cat for that matter....
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07-08-2005, 10:58 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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Portugese-men-of-war
These bad boys scare the heck out of me. I didn't know about them till the 10th grade. My teacher tells me about them and how to identify them then that summer and for years after I would see them at the beach. They are wicked jelly fish but their bulbous bodies are blue and they float on top of the water to come and get you!!
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07-09-2005, 05:25 AM
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Shadowed Prince
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thulcandra
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Stupid names, like "Jellyfish". You'd expect one to look fish-shaped and be made of Jelly.
And also, "Portugese-Men-of-War." You'd expect them to look like men. Actually, that name could be offensive to the Portugese. And to Men.  Henceforth, they should be called "West-Iberian-People-of-War." Wait... does this all come under language? *vanishes to Mordor in a puff* |
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07-30-2005, 02:23 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: minnesota
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wha?!!! whats siamese cats got to do with mordor??!!! ...
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08-20-2005, 02:46 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Reisterstown, Maryland
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People who throw their trash on the ground or leave it on a picnic table in a public area when there is a trash can 15 feet away. There is no excuse really. It's simply laziness.
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08-20-2005, 03:30 PM
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: perpetual uncertainty
Posts: 5,517
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Men who unintelligently assign a woman's bad mood to hormones. And, after she gets mad for them being ignorant berks, they take that as conclusive proof they were right.
They can all vacation with the Nazgul. And slivers. I really just hate slivers. And stubbed toes. Nasty things. Also people who pronounce it Ray-min noodles. It's Rah-men.  
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08-21-2005, 10:47 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Where the stars go blue.
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Breast cancer i would like to send it to mordor...
people who spit gum out on to the pavementand then you step in it and it gets all over the place! grrrrr!________ SHIP SALE Last edited by Elonve; 04-09-2011 at 06:07 PM. |
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08-22-2005, 10:15 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Jun 2004
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And you're right, men who do that should be sent to Mordor. Of course they are wrong...women are always in bad moods...hormones or not (unless they are shopping). EDIT: *is, of course, kidding* |
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02-10-2006, 08:18 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Texas
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I assign Ignorant people to Mordor.
Dislike 'em. =] |
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02-10-2006, 08:46 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it.
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Also, I assign people who post more on this thread than on the Shire thread. Pessimists.
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02-10-2006, 09:20 AM
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: perpetual uncertainty
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I assign professors that don't check their e-mail. If I'm on the 'Downs after 11:30, it means I got kicked out of class. Again.
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05-19-2006, 11:51 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Chozo Ruins.
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I assign people who did not watch LOTR all the way through because they thought it was "boring". they can all burn in mordor. muwahahahahaha!
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05-20-2006, 02:40 AM
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Blithe Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Early-morning clumsiness.
I had just got into a lovely rose-scented bath and I managed to drop my double expresso into it. So I got a murky brown bath instead. Twerp.
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05-20-2006, 11:05 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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I assign Severus Snape and Bellatrix Lestrange. I have a feeling they're both going to be useful...
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09-26-2006, 09:37 AM
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Flame of the Ainulindalë
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves
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These people who try to infiltrate the forums with their adds on iPods and other equipment...
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09-28-2006, 07:29 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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The song "It started with a kiss" not because it is a bad song or I don't like the music.
It just affects me in a way emotionaly that is rather uncomftable.
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09-28-2006, 10:38 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Chozo Ruins.
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This thread will never die
Speaking of songs, I cannot stand that god-awful "Holla back girrl" song. It drives me insane...
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09-29-2006, 07:12 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In self imposed exile...
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02-09-2008, 08:11 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Feb 2008
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He may already be in there but...
I'd like to put Piers Morgon in Mordor! |
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02-09-2008, 08:39 AM
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Wisest of the Noldor
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ
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My brother's cat. If there was ever a being of pure evil, it's that one.
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02-09-2008, 08:49 AM
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Woman of Secret Shadow
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells
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05-02-2012, 09:14 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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Fans of any Disney Star (Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, etc.)
The Disney Stars themselves Bad pro wrestlers (Like CM Punk: Undertaker, Rey Mysterio, and Edge are safe.) Lady Gaga Lady Gaga fans My sister (love ya, K!) My aunt's church (There's religion, then there's overkill. You don't need to go 3 times a week!) All Math teachers. Geometry sucks. My freshman year science teacher. (If I knew what to do next, I wouldn't ask for help. Standing there saying "OK, you've done this and this, what do you do next" isn't going to help!) I like vegtables... don't send them to Mordor. Send Feta cheese instead...
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05-03-2012, 03:24 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Samantha Brick can go to Mordor. She really will be the most beautiful woman around there.
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06-03-2012, 01:40 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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People who trade in their brains when they get a sat nav. Who won't listen to simple directions and say they will use the sat nav even when they previously got very lost and nearly missed a funeral following the sat nav when three simple directions would have got them there....especially when they always want you to find the postcodes for them.. and especially when they posess a Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award and have done a four day expedition in remote terrain and there fore should reasonably be expected to read a streetmap...not that you need one for this particular journey. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh hhhh
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06-12-2012, 11:23 AM
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Newly Deceased
Join Date: Jun 2012
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people of mordor
Those people that saw Star Trek (2009) for Chris Pine, LOTR for Orlando Bloom, or any other amazing movie simply because they wanted to swoon over an actor. Especially if they take up space at a midnight showing. If you're going to do that, rent the movie later and stop wasting our time.
Also, people that post infactual information in public places, people with terriable grammar that don't bother to check it. This is both online and in speaking. I have to agree with Galadriel55. I love exams. Last edited by Vardamir Nólimon; 06-12-2012 at 11:26 AM. Reason: I have an opinion |
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06-12-2012, 12:03 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Welcome to the downs.
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06-12-2012, 12:22 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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I second Mith: welcome to the Downs, Vardamir!
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07-17-2012, 12:54 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Hmmm...
What shall i assign to Mordor...
Hmmm lets see... My evil 8 year old sister, My mother's stupid dog who sleeps on my bed, All those idiots who don't read Lord of the Rings, All those idiots who don't watch Lord of the Rings, Hmmm... There had better be a lot of space in Mordor...
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