Things they'd NEVER say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Esgallhugwen · 04-18-2005, 03:10 PM

Aragorn: Sorry babe, sparkly jewelry just doesn't do it for me, I have to try and keep my image.
Arwen: What? Of a greasy barbarian?
Aragorn: Ouch. That really hurts.

Pippin: Never give an Irishman a good excuse for revenge!
Merry: Uh, but aren't you Scottish??
Peter: Cut! What are you two doing, this is the scene where you're confronted by the Barrow Wights.

Nimrodel_9 · 04-18-2005, 04:59 PM

Sauron: Are you sure you wouldn't rather keep my ring?

Naz · 04-18-2005, 07:26 PM

Ugluk: I am Ugluk. I willingly give up my command.

lothlorien · 04-18-2005, 10:08 PM

Hey guys these have been really funny so far well done

Aragorn: "Awww this fellowship is so pathetic I mean come on you want us to save middle earth with 9 seriously screwed up candidates. I mean Hobbit's the dwarf the elf the wizard and the rebellious Gondorian we're gonna die"

Gimli: "Galadriel yuck I'm so not into her Celeborn however now he's attractive"

Elrond: "Ewwww look at my face it's hidieous I'm so ugly"

Gandalf: "Eek Hobbit's everywhere I HATE Hobbit's"

that's all I can think of at the moment

Este of Lorien · 04-23-2005, 05:47 AM

(On Caradhras) Gimli: No way! I wont go through that dark tomb you call Moria!
Gandalf: Please, Gimli, I'll give you my staff if you go.

Elrond: I think I'd look better with golden hair.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-23-2005, 06:18 AM

Tolkien: You know, all this Middle Earth stuff... Well, it’s a load of old rubbish really.

Gandalf: Come on Saruman, lets go get drunk!

Saruman: Okay!

Naz · 04-23-2005, 08:20 PM

Merry: You know, Pip, alchoholism is a big problem, as is smoking. I say we don't have any of this stuff we've found here at Orthanc, what do you think?
Pip: I agree with you, Merry. We need to set an example.
Aragorn: What has Treebeard been *feeding* you two?!

Lûthien Nénharma · 04-24-2005, 10:05 AM

Aragorn-"Save a horse....RIDE an Eyowen!"(cant spell sorry)

Gimili- "Does this make my butt look big?''

Pippin: Hey Merry you want my pint I cant finish it...

Frodo-'' Sam carry the ring, its to heavy for me"

Arwen-" Who would want to marry a dirty STrider?''

Gurthang · 05-05-2005, 05:44 PM

Gandalf: "Aragorn. Use the Force."

Naz · 05-06-2005, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurthang

Gandalf: "Aragorn. Use the Force."

Ary: Hokey religions & ancient weapons a-- wait a minute.. *stares at Anduril* Um, whoops? *sheepish grin*

I'm on an Epi III high, so sue me^____^

04-18-2005, 03:10 PM	#1
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Aragorn: Sorry babe, sparkly jewelry just doesn't do it for me, I have to try and keep my image. Arwen: What? Of a greasy barbarian? Aragorn: Ouch. That really hurts. Pippin: Never give an Irishman a good excuse for revenge! Merry: Uh, but aren't you Scottish?? Peter: Cut! What are you two doing, this is the scene where you're confronted by the Barrow Wights. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

04-18-2005, 04:59 PM	#2
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Sauron: Are you sure you wouldn't rather keep my ring? __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-23-2005, 06:18 AM	#6
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Tolkien: You know, all this Middle Earth stuff... Well, it’s a load of old rubbish really. Gandalf: Come on Saruman, lets go get drunk! Saruman: Okay! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-24-2005, 10:05 AM	#8
Lûthien Nénharma Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Rivendell, Middle Earth Posts: 23	Aragorn-"Save a horse....RIDE an Eyowen!"(cant spell sorry) Gimili- "Does this make my butt look big?'' Pippin: Hey Merry you want my pint I cant finish it... Frodo-'' Sam carry the ring, its to heavy for me" Arwen-" Who would want to marry a dirty STrider?'' __________________ I would rather share one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone ~Arwen~

05-05-2005, 05:44 PM	#9
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: "Aragorn. Use the Force." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

04-18-2005, 07:26 PM	#3
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Ugluk: I am Ugluk. I willingly give up my command.

04-18-2005, 10:08 PM	#4
lothlorien Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Stalking the fellowship Posts: 38	Hey guys these have been really funny so far well done Aragorn: "Awww this fellowship is so pathetic I mean come on you want us to save middle earth with 9 seriously screwed up candidates. I mean Hobbit's the dwarf the elf the wizard and the rebellious Gondorian we're gonna die" Gimli: "Galadriel yuck I'm so not into her Celeborn however now he's attractive" Elrond: "Ewwww look at my face it's hidieous I'm so ugly" Gandalf: "Eek Hobbit's everywhere I HATE Hobbit's" that's all I can think of at the moment

04-23-2005, 05:47 AM	#5
Este of Lorien Pile O'Bones Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lorien Posts: 13	(On Caradhras) Gimli: No way! I wont go through that dark tomb you call Moria! Gandalf: Please, Gimli, I'll give you my staff if you go. Elrond: I think I'd look better with golden hair.

04-23-2005, 08:20 PM	#7
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Merry: You know, Pip, alchoholism is a big problem, as is smoking. I say we don't have any of this stuff we've found here at Orthanc, what do you think? Pip: I agree with you, Merry. We need to set an example. Aragorn: What has Treebeard been feeding you two?!