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Hookbill the Goomba · 04-05-2005, 12:12 PM

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Unfortunately the unending activity of an inauspicious earthworm dislodged it from its precarious perch and sent it hurtling towards the water below.

Fortunately, a sword fish caught it on it's nose and swam down river.

the phantom · 04-05-2005, 12:45 PM

Unfortunately, the swordfish died since it could only live in salt water.

Boromir88 · 04-05-2005, 12:48 PM

Fortunately (for Gollum) the ringwraiths were unhappy about their fell beasts being tranquilized and moved in for the attack on Aragorn and co. Leaving Gollum the perfect oppurtunity to jump in the lake after the ring.

the phantom · 04-05-2005, 12:51 PM

Unfortunately, the watcher in the water (from the gates of Moria) was in the lake.

THE Ka · 04-05-2005, 01:11 PM

Fortunately, unbeknownced to most, the Watcher in the Water lives only on a strict diet of photoplankton (the kind only found in fresh water, zooloplankton live in salt water) AND deranged hobbits with mange...

Tuor of Gondolin · 04-05-2005, 05:49 PM

Unfortunately, Ulmo was passing by at that moment and sneezed (being allergic to Watchers in the Water), which sent the ring spinning thousands of feet up into the air.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 04-05-2005, 06:11 PM

Where it was Fortunately caught on the nose of a passing Boeing 747.

AbercrombieOfRohan · 04-05-2005, 06:16 PM

Unfortunately, the pilot who had just seen the first episode of Lost, sent the plane spiraling downwards onto an unknown Pacific island...

04-05-2005, 12:45 PM	#2
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Unfortunately, the swordfish died since it could only live in salt water. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

04-05-2005, 12:48 PM	#3
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately (for Gollum) the ringwraiths were unhappy about their fell beasts being tranquilized and moved in for the attack on Aragorn and co. Leaving Gollum the perfect oppurtunity to jump in the lake after the ring. __________________ Fenris Penguin

04-05-2005, 12:51 PM	#4
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Unfortunately, the watcher in the water (from the gates of Moria) was in the lake. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

04-05-2005, 01:11 PM	#5
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, unbeknownced to most, the Watcher in the Water lives only on a strict diet of photoplankton (the kind only found in fresh water, zooloplankton live in salt water) AND deranged hobbits with mange... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-05-2005, 05:49 PM	#6
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately, Ulmo was passing by at that moment and sneezed (being allergic to Watchers in the Water), which sent the ring spinning thousands of feet up into the air. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

04-05-2005, 06:11 PM	#7
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Where it was Fortunately caught on the nose of a passing Boeing 747. __________________ peace

04-05-2005, 06:16 PM	#8
AbercrombieOfRohan Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 311	Unfortunately, the pilot who had just seen the first episode of Lost, sent the plane spiraling downwards onto an unknown Pacific island...