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Old 03-31-2005, 09:10 PM   #1
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Unfortunately, Gimli had a horrible fight with Legolas last night, and Legolas and his arrows were pouting in a corner.
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Old 03-31-2005, 09:13 PM   #2
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Fortunately, Legolas' arrowheads were made out of stainless steal and did not rust on his flawless mane of elvish egoness...
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Old 04-01-2005, 02:54 AM   #3
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Unfortunately, that very morning Legolas was polishing his bow with the "Mirkwood Bow Maintenance Kit" chestnut polish fluid #4, forgot to attach a string, and as a consequence, were unable to shoot at Gimli
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Old 04-01-2005, 04:54 AM   #4
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...which was fortunate, since he was supposed to shoot Gollum, not his best friend!
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Old 04-01-2005, 06:30 AM   #5
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comments: My mistake, which I'm unable to correct. My previous should have been like this:

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Unfortunately, that very morning Legolas was polishing his bow with the "Mirkwood Bow Maintenance Kit" chestnut polish fluid #4, forgot to attach a string, and as a consequence, were unable to shoot at Gollum
Gimli was a typo It was Gollum who should have been deflated, right?

Should fortunately/unfortunately run alternately? I suppose yes?


Thing itself (or an essay to clear up the mess I've done myself ):

Unfortunately, Legolas, who have never used his arrows other than shooting them through his bow, stood stupefied, gaping at Gimli's horrible plight, and it never ocurred to him it was enough to pierce Gollum through the right place with an arrowhead.
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:56 AM   #6
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Should fortunately/unfortunately run alternately? I suppose yes?
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Gimli was a typo It was Gollum who should have been deflated, right?
yes.

But don't worry, it's a straightened out.

Fortunately, Faramir was walking by and aimed for the proper place to deflate Gollum.
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:07 AM   #7
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Unfortunately he forgot did not have anything to piece him with - having just come from net practice with the Ithilien wanderers, he was carrying a cricket bat not a sword.
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