Fortunately/Unfortunately - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Ainaserkewen · 03-31-2005, 07:28 PM

Fortunately, Gimli is stronger then the fish-weakened Gollum.

AbercrombieOfRohan · 03-31-2005, 07:50 PM

Unfortunately, Gimli was unaware that Gollum grew up next to a nuclear power plant and when attacked actually swelled to the size of the Good-year blimp...

Elennar Starfire · 03-31-2005, 09:08 PM

Fortunately, blimps are easy to deflate if one knows the proper place to stick them with one of Legolas' arrows.

The Only Real Estel · 03-31-2005, 09:10 PM

Unfortunately, Gimli had a horrible fight with Legolas last night, and Legolas and his arrows were pouting in a corner.

THE Ka · 03-31-2005, 09:13 PM

Fortunately, Legolas' arrowheads were made out of stainless steal and did not rust on his flawless mane of elvish egoness...

HerenIstarion · 04-01-2005, 02:54 AM

Unfortunately, that very morning Legolas was polishing his bow with the "Mirkwood Bow Maintenance Kit" chestnut polish fluid #4, forgot to attach a string, and as a consequence, were unable to shoot at Gimli

Estelyn Telcontar · 04-01-2005, 04:54 AM

...which was fortunate, since he was supposed to shoot Gollum, not his best friend!

03-31-2005, 07:28 PM	#1
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Fortunately, Gimli is stronger then the fish-weakened Gollum. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

03-31-2005, 09:08 PM	#3
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Fortunately, blimps are easy to deflate if one knows the proper place to stick them with one of Legolas' arrows. __________________ Don't let me die!

03-31-2005, 09:13 PM	#5
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, Legolas' arrowheads were made out of stainless steal and did not rust on his flawless mane of elvish egoness... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 03-31-2005 at 09:17 PM. Reason: Had to make a 'realistic' legolas

04-01-2005, 02:54 AM	#6
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Unfortunately, that very morning Legolas was polishing his bow with the "Mirkwood Bow Maintenance Kit" chestnut polish fluid #4, forgot to attach a string, and as a consequence, were unable to shoot at Gimli __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

04-01-2005, 04:54 AM	#7
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	...which was fortunate, since he was supposed to shoot Gollum, not his best friend! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

03-31-2005, 07:50 PM	#2
AbercrombieOfRohan Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 311	Unfortunately, Gimli was unaware that Gollum grew up next to a nuclear power plant and when attacked actually swelled to the size of the Good-year blimp...

03-31-2005, 09:10 PM	#4
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Unfortunately, Gimli had a horrible fight with Legolas last night, and Legolas and his arrows were pouting in a corner.