Things they'd NEVER say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Kitanna · 03-27-2005, 05:51 PM

Frodo: The Ring is so heavy
Sam: Oh quit your b*tching (sorry if that offends anyone)

Arwen: Sorry, Aragorn, I'm really more into guys who bathe.

Gandalf: (to the Witchking) Sweet ride, dude.

Denethor: How about a jig, Master Pippin?

Butterbur: Why yes, I can name all the kings of Gondor in order.

Sauron: Keep the Ring Frodo, I've discovered the wonders of plastic.

Eowyn: Grima's not so bad.

Legolas: Do you think the Mirror of Galadriel can help me in picking a winning lottery ticket?

Saruman: Don't cut down the trees, they have feelings too.

03-27-2005, 05:51 PM	#26
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Frodo: The Ring is so heavy Sam: Oh quit your btching (sorry if that offends anyone) Arwen: Sorry, Aragorn, I'm really more into guys who bathe. Gandalf: (to the Witchking) Sweet ride, dude. Denethor: How about a jig, Master Pippin? Butterbur: Why yes, I can name all the kings of Gondor in order. Sauron: Keep the Ring Frodo, I've discovered the wonders of plastic. Eowyn: Grima's not so bad. Legolas: Do you think the Mirror of Galadriel can help me in picking a winning lottery ticket? Saruman: Don't cut down the trees, they have feelings too. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."* - Mark Twain