How do you imagine other BDers

[ElementFire]

we do have too much time on our hands, thank god for the BD, without it we would drown in our boredome...

[AbercrombieOfRohan]

the world needs Abercrombie!

yes Abercombie is indeed needed in the world

Well, I seem to be appreciated here. Mischief managed!

Gil-Galad, I know, Spam and Monty Python, can't go wrong with that.

Now, I haven't been imaginative lately so I think I will. While browsing the BD forum I realized something, THE Ka will be turning 100 this year! So I thought that that was cause for celebration and therefore I am going to be describing her to you all.

THE Ka is the youngest old person that you will ever meet. She lives by herself (in a bird's nest, but I'll get there later) and she doesn't need a walker. In fact, her great-great grandchildren still play with her on the playgorund.

In appearance, she hardly lets on that she has seen both world wars. She is small and light and has long black hair full of ravens. Of course, you don't always notice the ravens as they are very small.

She is the world's first most authority on buttermilk. The making of, the selling of and the tasting of. She takes it very seroiusly too. She recently took a martial arts training class and is fully qualified to whip your behind. Back to buttermilk. She uses her great skills in martial arts to save people all over the world. Where there is a crime against buttermilk she is there to stop it. Thankfully, due to her altruistic work in the Campaign for Better Buttermilk, those crimes happen very rarely anymore and the world is a better place.

She has a had 4 eye transplants because of her incessant reading habits. When she picks up a book, she literally can't put it down until she finishes it, even Great Expectations. This has caused some problems before, especially on the subway when she kept missing her stop.

She is inclined to dress like a punk rocker in memorial of Motley Crue, her favorite band. Usually she rides a donkey to work (at the buttermilk factory) because she hates modern transportation, besides the baggage carousels at the airport. She likes hats perched at a jaunty angle and cookies with peanut butter.

Happy future birthday, Granny!