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Hookbill the Goomba · 03-24-2005, 07:38 AM

Saruman: All right! All together now!
You put you're left leg in,
You're left leg out!
In, out, in, out and shake it all about...

Grima: This is not going to work. I think we need a new picture...

Theoden: Urgh! I knew that last cheese cake was a bad Idea.

Atarah · 03-24-2005, 08:02 AM

Saruman: Look Grima, my vast army! Do you know how long it took me to paint all of them?
Grima: Yes, my Lord... *holds head in hand, remembering the many months of little orc models being thrown at him in rage*

Boromir88 · 03-24-2005, 08:22 AM

It was just during the worst of times that Theoden accidently swallows a fly...

(That's happened to me before, not fun)

Feanor of the Peredhil · 03-24-2005, 09:22 AM

Oliphaunts? Here? Inconceivable.

Boromir88 · 03-24-2005, 10:32 AM

Theoden tried to keep it secret that he gets horse-sick, but he couldn't on this time.

Mithalwen · 03-24-2005, 10:40 AM

Too late does Theoden realise that someone had put a side-saddle on Snowmane...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-24-2005, 11:41 AM

Theoden reels in surprise as a very small man punches Snowmane in the eye.

Firefoot · 03-24-2005, 02:43 PM

Snowmane: Now maybe if I move just a little to my right he'll finally fall off...

Boromir88 · 03-24-2005, 02:57 PM

Theoden is still recovering from getting closelined by a spear he had missed hitting.

Nimrodel_9 · 03-24-2005, 02:58 PM

Theoden: All right men! To the closest McDonald's!
Snowmane: Again?! Careful Tubby! Don't want to over-eat yourself! They don't pay me enough to do this job...

or

Theoden (and Snowmane) see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-24-2005, 03:03 PM

Nim, I thought Theoden was more of a KFC man...

Theoden: And after I stole Legolas' shampoo, I felt strangely ill... but my hair looks so much better.

Men: *cough!* *Cough!*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-24-2005, 03:55 PM

Theoden found himself threatened by several spears when he suggested playing some ABBA.

elronds_daughter · 03-24-2005, 05:30 PM

Theoden's thoughts: Oh, Eru, I hope I don't turn the sword the wrong way and cut somebody's spear in half....

Gil-Galad · 03-24-2005, 05:46 PM

Theoden: aww screw this..run away!!!

THE Ka · 03-24-2005, 06:02 PM

Just when Theoden was getting over the whole 'over the hill' experience and successfully settling into the latter half of life... Arthritis strikes another hapless victim!

~ yet, yet and again medical Ka

The Elf-warrior · 03-24-2005, 07:58 PM

Mustache guy: "Theoden, if you don't get on with the charge ah'll plug ye with mah six-gun!"

Gil-Galad · 03-24-2005, 08:23 PM

Theoden: Haaammmm!!!!

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 03-24-2005, 10:59 PM

Alice watched helplessly as the white knight toppled off his horse (again), this time nearly impaling himself on a host of inconveniently placed spearmen.

luthien-elvenprincess · 03-25-2005, 08:57 AM

Snowmane thinking: "huh...arise Riders of Theoden... fire and slaughter...a sword-day and all that stuff...well, I say, 'oats in, oats out', so, I'm gonna go over by that tree there and relieve myself of a fell deed before the sun rises on this red day!)

Meela · 03-25-2005, 09:25 AM

Theoden prepares for a fight as the stampede for the Portaloo becomes frenzied.

Gil-Galad · 03-25-2005, 10:20 AM

Theoden now knew its not going to be easy getting the last Donut...

narfforc · 03-25-2005, 11:38 AM

Bernard Hill wishing he had been to more riding lessons

I CAN DO THAT GISSA JOB.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-25-2005, 01:54 PM

"By 'eck Snowmane, you're going to take us in t' bloody spears if ye swerve that way!"

Gurthang · 03-25-2005, 02:13 PM

Theoden contemplates a career change.

Oddwen · 03-25-2005, 03:38 PM

The Saruman/Grima pic...

Saruman: Someday lad, this'll all be yours.
Grima: The curtains?

The Theoden pic...

Ride now to ruin, and the worlds'.........hey Grimbeornold, you've got mustard on your breastplate...

(Would that be the Mustard of the Rohirrim?

)
Or...

To his consternation, Theoden King's mind decided at that moment to conjure up an image of fluffy bunnies in tutus frolicking around Gimli in a bikini.

~A strangely giggling Oddwen

davem · 03-25-2005, 04:28 PM

At the Annual Edoras Rodeo Theoden comes first in the Bronco riding, yet still frets about his prospects in the warg roping section...

(Thinks: 'Sic transit gloria mundi'.....)

Boromir88 · 03-25-2005, 04:59 PM

Theoden is disturbed to find out this is the leader of Gondor...

Denethor tipped back a little too many the previous night.

Encaitare · 03-25-2005, 08:37 PM

The picture is not showing up... Boromir, you nassty bandwidth thief!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-26-2005, 12:04 AM

Théoden pic

Théoden: Yet though you fight upon an alien field--wait: we're fighting with aliens?

~*~

Denethor pic

Denethor: Lurtzin Powers killed Mini-Me! Woe is me!

(Vy ze vay, here's the pic, Encai.)

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-26-2005, 03:02 AM

It must be great to be Denathor's age... even Climbing the stairs can be an adventure!

Denathor: Must rest now! Head for the top in the morning...

Gil-Galad · 03-26-2005, 09:58 AM

Theoden pic:

Bernard: well it could be worse, i could be mauled by ravaging super-lions while trying to save a hospital full of Africans...wait...

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-26-2005, 10:16 AM

Denathor saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked.

Seriously, that's getting old!

Meela · 03-26-2005, 11:11 AM

Denethor regrets not getting that restraining order against Meela.

Encaitare · 03-26-2005, 12:49 PM

Gandalf beats up Denethor a bit prematurely.

Boromir88 · 03-26-2005, 03:43 PM

Hopefully you can see the picture now, I think I fixed it. If not, Nil has helped and set up a wonderful link, thanks

.

This is the wonderful site I found it from. It has the script but also, a lot of the frame-by-frame captures of all three movies. Including the EE scenes.

Formendacil · 03-26-2005, 03:57 PM

Denethor: "Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where oh where oh where oh where, oh where!!!! is my hairbrush!"

The Elf-warrior · 03-26-2005, 04:43 PM

Denethor mourned the cutting off of shipments of cherry tomatoes.

Lalwendë · 03-26-2005, 05:19 PM

Denethor really regretted setting his Stannah stairlift on hyperspeed in his haste to get down the stairs in time for Countdown.

Ainaserkewen · 03-26-2005, 07:23 PM

The Healers said to quite smoking there old man.

Esgallhugwen · 03-26-2005, 07:47 PM

Theoden pic: Why did iron studded breeches have to be in fashion this season!?

Denethor pic:

When he decided to audition for the role of Juliet instead of Romeo the casting crew was slightly taken aback.

03-24-2005, 07:38 AM	#4441
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: All right! All together now! You put you're left leg in, You're left leg out! In, out, in, out and shake it all about... Grima: This is not going to work. I think we need a new picture... Theoden: Urgh! I knew that last cheese cake was a bad Idea. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-24-2005 at 07:49 AM.

03-24-2005, 08:22 AM	#4443
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	It was just during the worst of times that Theoden accidently swallows a fly... (That's happened to me before, not fun) __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-24-2005, 10:32 AM	#4445
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Theoden tried to keep it secret that he gets horse-sick, but he couldn't on this time. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-24-2005, 10:40 AM	#4446
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Too late does Theoden realise that someone had put a side-saddle on Snowmane... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

03-24-2005, 11:41 AM	#4447
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Theoden reels in surprise as a very small man punches Snowmane in the eye. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-24-2005, 08:02 AM	#4442
Atarah Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Nowhere fun Posts: 23	Saruman: Look Grima, my vast army! Do you know how long it took me to paint all of them? Grima: Yes, my Lord... holds head in hand, remembering the many months of little orc models being thrown at him in rage

03-24-2005, 09:22 AM	#4444
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Oliphaunts? Here? Inconceivable.

03-24-2005, 02:43 PM	#4448
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Snowmane: Now maybe if I move just a little to my right he'll finally fall off...

03-24-2005, 02:57 PM	#4449
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Theoden is still recovering from getting closelined by a spear he had missed hitting. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-24-2005, 02:58 PM	#4450
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Theoden: All right men! To the closest McDonald's! Snowmane: Again?! Careful Tubby! Don't want to over-eat yourself! They don't pay me enough to do this job... or Theoden (and Snowmane) see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

03-24-2005, 03:03 PM	#4451
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Nim, I thought Theoden was more of a KFC man... Theoden: And after I stole Legolas' shampoo, I felt strangely ill... but my hair looks so much better. Men: cough! Cough! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-24-2005, 03:55 PM	#4452
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Theoden found himself threatened by several spears when he suggested playing some ABBA. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-24-2005, 05:30 PM	#4453
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Theoden's thoughts: Oh, Eru, I hope I don't turn the sword the wrong way and cut somebody's spear in half.... __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

03-24-2005, 05:46 PM	#4454
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Theoden: aww screw this..run away!!! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-24-2005, 06:02 PM	#4455
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Just when Theoden was getting over the whole 'over the hill' experience and successfully settling into the latter half of life... Arthritis strikes another hapless victim! ~ yet, yet and again medical Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-24-2005, 07:58 PM	#4456
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Mustache guy: "Theoden, if you don't get on with the charge ah'll plug ye with mah six-gun!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-24-2005, 08:23 PM	#4457
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Theoden: Haaammmm!!!! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-24-2005, 10:59 PM	#4458
Sophia the Thunder Mistress Scent of Simbelmynë Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town Posts: 1,780	"Haddock's Eyes", or "A Sitting on a Gate" Alice watched helplessly as the white knight toppled off his horse (again), this time nearly impaling himself on a host of inconveniently placed spearmen. __________________ The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me!

03-25-2005, 08:57 AM	#4459
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Snowmane thinking: "huh...arise Riders of Theoden... fire and slaughter...a sword-day and all that stuff...well, I say, 'oats in, oats out', so, I'm gonna go over by that tree there and relieve myself of a fell deed before the sun rises on this red day!) __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

03-25-2005, 09:25 AM	#4460
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Theoden prepares for a fight as the stampede for the Portaloo becomes frenzied. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-25-2005, 10:20 AM	#4461
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Theoden now knew its not going to be easy getting the last Donut... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-25-2005, 11:38 AM	#4462
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Bernard Hill wishing he had been to more riding lessons I CAN DO THAT GISSA JOB.

03-25-2005, 01:54 PM	#4463
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	In thick Yorkshire accent... "By 'eck Snowmane, you're going to take us in t' bloody spears if ye swerve that way!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-25-2005, 02:13 PM	#4464
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Theoden contemplates a career change. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-25-2005, 03:38 PM	#4465
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Oi, I've missed a bit... The Saruman/Grima pic... Saruman: Someday lad, this'll all be yours. Grima: The curtains? The Theoden pic... Ride now to ruin, and the worlds'.........hey Grimbeornold, you've got mustard on your breastplate... (Would that be the Mustard of the Rohirrim? ) Or... To his consternation, Theoden King's mind decided at that moment to conjure up an image of fluffy bunnies in tutus frolicking around Gimli in a bikini. ~A strangely giggling Oddwen __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-25-2005, 04:28 PM	#4466
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	At the Annual Edoras Rodeo Theoden comes first in the Bronco riding, yet still frets about his prospects in the warg roping section... (Thinks: 'Sic transit gloria mundi'.....) __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects." Last edited by davem; 03-25-2005 at 04:32 PM.

03-25-2005, 04:59 PM	#4467
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Theoden is disturbed to find out this is the leader of Gondor... Denethor tipped back a little too many the previous night. __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 03-26-2005 at 11:24 AM.

03-25-2005, 08:37 PM	#4468
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	The picture is not showing up... Boromir, you nassty bandwidth thief!

03-26-2005, 03:02 AM	#4470
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It must be great to be Denathor's age... even Climbing the stairs can be an adventure! Denathor: Must rest now! Head for the top in the morning... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-26-2005, 09:58 AM	#4471
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Theoden pic: Bernard: well it could be worse, i could be mauled by ravaging super-lions while trying to save a hospital full of Africans...wait... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-26-2005, 10:16 AM	#4472
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Yep, you guessed it... Denathor saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked. Seriously, that's getting old! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-26-2005, 11:11 AM	#4473
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Denethor regrets not getting that restraining order against Meela. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 03-26-2005 at 02:02 PM.

03-26-2005, 12:49 PM	#4474
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Ah, thanks, Nil. Gandalf beats up Denethor a bit prematurely.

03-26-2005, 03:43 PM	#4475
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Hopefully you can see the picture now, I think I fixed it. If not, Nil has helped and set up a wonderful link, thanks . This is the wonderful site I found it from. It has the script but also, a lot of the frame-by-frame captures of all three movies. Including the EE scenes. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-26-2005, 03:57 PM	#4476
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Denethor: "Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where oh where oh where oh where, oh where!!!! is my hairbrush!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.