If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

03-25-2005, 02:22 PM

If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would...

Smirk as they bowed in humble reverence before my dark, dimented glory.
Then I'd politely say thank you as one of them got me a Pina Colada, while the rest give me neck massages, put soothing music on the CD player, and started up the jaccuzzi.
*sigh* It's a hard life... *evil smirk*

03-25-2005, 02:22 PM	#12
Falkor Guest Posts: n/a	Only 200,000? If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would... Smirk as they bowed in humble reverence before my dark, dimented glory. Then I'd politely say thank you as one of them got me a Pina Colada, while the rest give me neck massages, put soothing music on the CD player, and started up the jaccuzzi. sigh It's a hard life... evil smirk