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Beanamir of Gondor · 03-23-2005, 12:30 PM

I've matched up Simkin (magic personified) against Sauron. Could you hear the stichomythia?
Simkin: Take that, you lout! [turns into a pair of tongs and jabs into the Eye]
Sauron: AHH! Cursed Mordor-rat!
Simkin: Egad! I'm insulted! [changes back, sits down on Orodruin, and pouts]
Sauron: Come back here, ya jester, bring it on!
Simkin: You brute, don't provoke me! [turns into the Ring] Look, I'm going to jump into Mount Doom!
Sauron: Wait, no!!
...et cetera...

03-23-2005, 12:30 PM	#8
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	I've matched up Simkin (magic personified) against Sauron. Could you hear the stichomythia? Simkin: Take that, you lout! [turns into a pair of tongs and jabs into the Eye] Sauron: AHH! Cursed Mordor-rat! Simkin: Egad! I'm insulted! [changes back, sits down on Orodruin, and pouts] Sauron: Come back here, ya jester, bring it on! Simkin: You brute, don't provoke me! [turns into the Ring] Look, I'm going to jump into Mount Doom! Sauron: Wait, no!! ...et cetera... __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."