Things they'd NEVER say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Meneltarmacil · 03-18-2005, 04:25 PM

SAURON: I'm tired of all these depressing shades of black. From now on everything will be pink and fluffy. Oh, and you can forget that ring. What do I care about a ring, anyway?

UNGOLIANT: No thanks, I'm not hungry right now.

TOM BOMBADIL: (anything coherent and intelligent about his true nature)

RANDOM ORC #678: Where's the shampoo? My hair's filthy!

FARAMIR: The ring will go to Gondor.

03-18-2005, 04:25 PM	#23
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	SAURON: I'm tired of all these depressing shades of black. From now on everything will be pink and fluffy. Oh, and you can forget that ring. What do I care about a ring, anyway? UNGOLIANT: No thanks, I'm not hungry right now. TOM BOMBADIL: (anything coherent and intelligent about his true nature) RANDOM ORC #678: Where's the shampoo? My hair's filthy! FARAMIR: The ring will go to Gondor. __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 03-18-2005 at 04:43 PM.