Things they'd NEVER say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

TPotSS · 03-15-2005, 09:58 PM

Sam- "Elves suck!"

Bombur- "No, sorry, no food for me. I'm on a fast."

Sauron- "I like bunnies. Aren't they cute? Oh, oh- kitties too!"

Pippin- "What was that, you ask? I really have no idea, and I don't care. Not curious in the least."

Mim- "I wish I was an elf."

Beorn- "Boy, I'd really like some bear jerky."

Thorin= "Anyone want the Arkenstone? Come and get it. Dang thing takes up too much space."

Any Elf giving advice- "Yes" or "No"

Frodo- "Go home, Sam!"

03-15-2005, 09:58 PM	#20
TPotSS Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the captain's chair Posts: 42	Sam- "Elves suck!" Bombur- "No, sorry, no food for me. I'm on a fast." Sauron- "I like bunnies. Aren't they cute? Oh, oh- kitties too!" Pippin- "What was that, you ask? I really have no idea, and I don't care. Not curious in the least." Mim- "I wish I was an elf." Beorn- "Boy, I'd really like some bear jerky." Thorin= "Anyone want the Arkenstone? Come and get it. Dang thing takes up too much space." Any Elf giving advice- "Yes" or "No" Frodo- "Go home, Sam!" __________________ You can't be a great painter. You only have one ear.