Things they'd NEVER say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Aniriuq Raevla · 03-15-2005, 08:23 AM

Saruman: *wears a t-shirt that says "Trees Hugger" * "Save the forests!

Uruk leader: Why, hello there little hobbit. Aint you a cutie? I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and pet you and name you George!

Arwen: Marry me Aragorn!
Eowyn: Dont marry her! She's too pointy!
Arwen: Oh yeah? Well you're too pale!
Eowyn: Pale like a 'pale spring that has not yet come to woman hood'! .... Is that something to be proud of? Anyway, you're just a concieted elf chick.
Arwen: Why you- Aragorn is mine! *grabs 1 of Aragorns arms*
Eowyn: No! he's mine! *grabs the other of Aragorns arms*
*they pull back and forth, screaming ownership over Aragorn*
Aragorn: *whimper* help me.....

03-15-2005, 08:23 AM	#17
Aniriuq Raevla Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: South Texas,yeeehah! ;) Posts: 17	Saruman: wears a t-shirt that says "Trees Hugger" "Save the forests! Uruk leader: Why, hello there little hobbit. Aint you a cutie? I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and pet you and name you George! Arwen: Marry me Aragorn! Eowyn: Dont marry her! She's too pointy! Arwen: Oh yeah? Well you're too pale! Eowyn: Pale like a 'pale spring that has not yet come to woman hood'! .... Is that something to be proud of? Anyway, you're just a concieted elf chick. Arwen: Why you- Aragorn is mine! grabs 1 of Aragorns arms Eowyn: No! he's mine! grabs the other of Aragorns arms they pull back and forth, screaming ownership over Aragorn Aragorn: whimper help me..... __________________ He who is full of himself,is likely to be quite empty.