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AbercrombieOfRohan · 03-09-2005, 04:17 PM

Oh but Fea it's so fun! Think of all the endless possibilities...

*talking as Fea*

Abercrombie you have 6 toes on one foot and four on the other. Once you tried to chop your extra toe off with a bulldozer to replace the missing one on the other foot. But all you ended up with was no toes and your legs under a bulldozer, which is no help at all.

or

Abercrombie you have a problem with your skin that makes scorpions constantly attracted to you. Sometimes when you're in the shower, you get a flood of scorpions creeping out of every hole possible to crawl all over your skin. I think that the only way to get rid of them it to peel two potatoes and stick one under each armpit, then hop around madly while trying to put on tap dancing shoes...

*not talking as Fea *

See? It's quite extraordinary, and since I'm having so much fun I think I'll describe you too.

Feanor of the Peredhil is an amazing basketball player. She is 7 feet tall and lives in four foot tall house. She tries desperately hard to be a hobbit, but fails miserably. Oh well, sometimes you can't have everything.

You really like to wear hats of all shapes and sizes. Your favorite hat is the one you got when you went to York, England. It is a gigantic viking hat 37 feet wide and 26 feet tall. You spend most of your time in it, because it smells like hamburgers. (Your favorite smell.)

You usually wear sequined clothing, becuase it makes you look shiny and that is very, very important. Sometimes, you carry around a battery pack and a lightbulb and you hang the lightbulb over your head with a specialized crane, so that you have an Aura.

Capitalization is your favorite part of grammar and you capitalize whenever you have a chance. Sometimes, you'll capitilize every single word in a sentence and your teacher will get mad at you. Your brother on the other hand, doesn't capitilize, he uses commas. All the time. Each member of your family has their own special grammatical power. You are the Capitalization Fairy.

hmmm... am I close?

malkatoj · 03-09-2005, 04:36 PM

Abercrombie is potentially the strangest looking geek you have ever seen. She has had plastic surgery on both her ears, one to look like an elf ear and the other to look like a Vulcan ear, and she seems to think there is a difference. She once dated an orc, which angered people and so she got into sword fights because of it. They cut off almost all her clothes, which is why she's Abercombie . She tends to mutter 'my precious' when thinking about anything she likes, especially noodles. She also wears those weird contact lenses, the printed kind that make your eyes look like stuff. Hers look like flowers. She smokes a pipe and speaks with a phony British accent. I imagine that she actually resides somewhere in northern Canada, but runs away every few weeks to a more tropical lifestyle in Bermuda. She is rather short, thought she wishes she were taller so that people would stop mistaking her for a dwarf and she has yet to realize that for that to happen, all she has to do is shave off the beard. She also tends to walk up to random people and point into their faces while muttering some random phrase in Elvish. Her hobbies include knitting and nancing around in fields being proud of how pretty she is. She also enjoys getting drunk and singing songs from Monty Python. Her skin is very pale because she never goes outside, and trust me, you never want to see her dance.

Yep, that's Abercrombie all right. Hope I didn't offend you.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 03-09-2005, 04:43 PM

*speaking as Fea's real-life alter-ego*

Wow... that is so incredibly wrong that it's hilarious!

*speaking as Fea*

Yep... that's me alright. Well... except that I play soccer, am not particularly tall, have a large house, prefer Elves... Oh, but what I wouldn't give for an aura...

*alter-ego*

Wouldn't this sort of back and forth conversation qualify for discussion in The masks of inscrutability, or are you really you?

*Fea*

Hush, L*... don't go off topic.

Abercrombie of Rohan, you are a size 5, blonde-haired, blue-eyed teenage girl with a crush (which even you can't comprehend) on Jake Gyllenhaal. You've seen Donnie Darko, but didn't really understand it. You like horses, but rarely get a chance to ride. Your favorite school subject is Algebra, but once math reaches the "When will we ever use this?" level, you revert to History. You prefer local history to global, however. You like to paint, but can't stand trying to accurately capture the image, preferring to paint what looks cool instead. Your favourite television show is American Idol, but you also like That 70's Show and The Beverly Hillbillies.

Fea

AbercrombieOfRohan · 03-09-2005, 08:48 PM

U forgot that i luv ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!!XOXOXO!! *swishes her long blonde hair over her back and does her best valley girl impression*

And this is what my name has reduced me to... oh! the horror! the horror!

Malkatoj, spot on! How did you know?

Since I don't want the mods to close this thread down on account of chatting, I will have to post a reply as well. Which victim to choose... Oh! I know! Encaitare, you are the lucky contestant...

Encaitare, you are a child of the clouds. Most of the time you live in a room full of artificially generated mist, caused by the fog machines that you have strategically placed around your room. You always need to be wet, so you had a child kiddie pool installed in your room. It is constantly being refilled by your robot named Marvin.

You are a poetry lover and for most of the time that you spend in your tub, you are reading poetry, Vogon or otherwise.

When you are at school, you live in a bubble filled with specialized air. The air has pureed crystals in it and reminds you of your natural habitat. You usually wear a sign that says, " Don't touch me, I'm molting."

Sometimes you go to the aquarium, actually not sometimes, always. Your favorite exhibit is the starfish, becuase they are stuck to the rocks and you can't for the life of you, figure out how it has happened. sometimes, the security guard (George) escorts you out to the parking lot where you can't find your car, so you just end up taking the blackest looking car.

right?

Neurion · 03-09-2005, 10:45 PM

I picture Mark: 12-30 as a towering patriarchal figure, most likely with waist-length or longer beard, and gnarled staff handy. Most likely to be found wandering the desert.

Favourite activities include striking springs out of stones and pronouncing judgements off of still-smouldering stone tablets.

Amanaduial the archer · 03-10-2005, 05:52 AM

Lol! An interesting image, Neurion, considering that Mark12_30, aka Helen is female!

Neurion · 03-10-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Amanaduial the archer

Lol! An interesting image, Neurion, considering that Mark12_30, aka Helen is female!

I have long suspected as much, yet I can picture her in no other guise.

Encaitare · 03-10-2005, 02:55 PM

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And this is what my name has reduced me to... oh! the horror! the horror!

I'm ashamed to say, Abercrombie, that when I first saw your name the "Abercrombie" bit was what stuck out, and I kinda went "Ack" since I despise Abercrombie's clothing. Fortunately you did not turn out to be anything like the images that.... place *shudders* inspires in me.

And if you take your description with a grain of salt (okay, maybe a few grains), it makes some kind of sense. My room is all blue and oceany and I'm a poetry fan (especially Vogon -- it's only the third worst, after all

).

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You usually wear a sign that says, " Don't touch me, I'm molting."

Now I'm putting that on a shirt.

03-09-2005, 04:17 PM	#1
AbercrombieOfRohan Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 311	Hope you don't take me too seriuosly... Oh but Fea it's so fun! Think of all the endless possibilities... talking as Fea Abercrombie you have 6 toes on one foot and four on the other. Once you tried to chop your extra toe off with a bulldozer to replace the missing one on the other foot. But all you ended up with was no toes and your legs under a bulldozer, which is no help at all. or Abercrombie** you have a problem with your skin that makes scorpions constantly attracted to you. Sometimes when you're in the shower, you get a flood of scorpions creeping out of every hole possible to crawl all over your skin. I think that the only way to get rid of them it to peel two potatoes and stick one under each armpit, then hop around madly while trying to put on tap dancing shoes... not talking as Fea* * See? It's quite extraordinary, and since I'm having so much fun I think I'll describe you too. Feanor of the Peredhil is an amazing basketball player. She is 7 feet tall and lives in four foot tall house. She tries desperately hard to be a hobbit, but fails miserably. Oh well, sometimes you can't have everything. You really like to wear hats of all shapes and sizes. Your favorite hat is the one you got when you went to York, England. It is a gigantic viking hat 37 feet wide and 26 feet tall. You spend most of your time in it, because it smells like hamburgers. (Your favorite smell.) You usually wear sequined clothing, becuase it makes you look shiny and that is very, very important. Sometimes, you carry around a battery pack and a lightbulb and you hang the lightbulb over your head with a specialized crane, so that you have an Aura. Capitalization is your favorite part of grammar and you capitalize whenever you have a chance. Sometimes, you'll capitilize every single word in a sentence and your teacher will get mad at you. Your brother on the other hand, doesn't capitilize, he uses commas. All the time. Each member of your family has their own special grammatical power. You are the Capitalization Fairy. hmmm... am I close?

03-09-2005, 04:43 PM	#3
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	speaking as Fea's real-life alter-ego Wow... that is so incredibly wrong that it's hilarious! speaking as Fea Yep... that's me alright. Well... except that I play soccer, am not particularly tall, have a large house, prefer Elves... Oh, but what I wouldn't give for an aura... alter-ego Wouldn't this sort of back and forth conversation qualify for discussion in The masks of inscrutability, or are you really you? Fea Hush, L... don't go off topic. Abercrombie of Rohan, you are a size 5, blonde-haired, blue-eyed teenage girl with a crush (which even you can't comprehend) on Jake Gyllenhaal. You've seen Donnie Darko, but didn't really understand it. You like horses, but rarely get a chance to ride. Your favorite school subject is Algebra, but once math reaches the "When will we ever use this?" level, you revert to History. You prefer local history to global, however. You like to paint, but can't stand trying to accurately capture the image, preferring to paint what looks cool instead. Your favourite television show is American Idol, but you also like That 70's Show and The Beverly Hillbillies. Fea __________________ peace*

03-09-2005, 08:48 PM	#4
AbercrombieOfRohan Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 311	hehe... U forgot that i luv ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!!XOXOXO!! swishes her long blonde hair over her back and does her best valley girl impression And this is what my name has reduced me to... oh! the horror! the horror! Malkatoj, spot on! How did you know? Since I don't want the mods to close this thread down on account of chatting, I will have to post a reply as well. Which victim to choose... Oh! I know! Encaitare, you are the lucky contestant... Encaitare, you are a child of the clouds. Most of the time you live in a room full of artificially generated mist, caused by the fog machines that you have strategically placed around your room. You always need to be wet, so you had a child kiddie pool installed in your room. It is constantly being refilled by your robot named Marvin. You are a poetry lover and for most of the time that you spend in your tub, you are reading poetry, Vogon or otherwise. When you are at school, you live in a bubble filled with specialized air. The air has pureed crystals in it and reminds you of your natural habitat. You usually wear a sign that says, " Don't touch me, I'm molting." Sometimes you go to the aquarium, actually not sometimes, always. Your favorite exhibit is the starfish, becuase they are stuck to the rocks and you can't for the life of you, figure out how it has happened. sometimes, the security guard (George) escorts you out to the parking lot where you can't find your car, so you just end up taking the blackest looking car. right?

03-09-2005, 10:45 PM	#5
Neurion Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Standing amidst the slaughter I have wreaked upon the orcs Posts: 258	I picture Mark: 12-30 as a towering patriarchal figure, most likely with waist-length or longer beard, and gnarled staff handy. Most likely to be found wandering the desert. Favourite activities include striking springs out of stones and pronouncing judgements off of still-smouldering stone tablets. __________________ ____________________________________ "And a cold voice rang forth from the blade. Yea, I will drink thy blood, that I may forget the blood of Beleg my master, and of Brandir slain unjustly. I will slay thee swiftly."

03-10-2005, 05:52 AM	#6
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,347	Lol! An interesting image, Neurion, considering that Mark12_30, aka Helen is female! __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

03-09-2005, 04:36 PM	#2
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Abercrombie is potentially the strangest looking geek you have ever seen. She has had plastic surgery on both her ears, one to look like an elf ear and the other to look like a Vulcan ear, and she seems to think there is a difference. She once dated an orc, which angered people and so she got into sword fights because of it. They cut off almost all her clothes, which is why she's Abercombie . She tends to mutter 'my precious' when thinking about anything she likes, especially noodles. She also wears those weird contact lenses, the printed kind that make your eyes look like stuff. Hers look like flowers. She smokes a pipe and speaks with a phony British accent. I imagine that she actually resides somewhere in northern Canada, but runs away every few weeks to a more tropical lifestyle in Bermuda. She is rather short, thought she wishes she were taller so that people would stop mistaking her for a dwarf and she has yet to realize that for that to happen, all she has to do is shave off the beard. She also tends to walk up to random people and point into their faces while muttering some random phrase in Elvish. Her hobbies include knitting and nancing around in fields being proud of how pretty she is. She also enjoys getting drunk and singing songs from Monty Python. Her skin is very pale because she never goes outside, and trust me, you never want to see her dance. Yep, that's Abercrombie all right. Hope I didn't offend you.