Dwarven Boasting Contest

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Originally Posted by the phantom

It was a MAN who mocked Morgoth in front of his very eyes. It was a MAN who cut a Silmaril from Morgoth's iron crown. It was a MAN who terrified the Valar so much that they called upon Eru to sink his armada and bury the army that was preparing to wrest Valinor from their control. It was a MAN who, after being called weak by movie-Elrond, went behind the house and made out with Elrond's hot daughter.

Seems that man will do practically any crazy thing just to get a kiss from a she-elf... but isn't that how it works in the real world too?

I'll post my boasts later.