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peral · 02-19-2005, 12:45 AM

There once was an elf who had hair
Who liked to make everybody stare
One day when he slept
Upon him someone crept
See if to sleep now he dares

[for anyone who didn't get it, his hair either got cut off or dyed a weird color]\

A fat hobbit named Sam did sing
Of many a delicious thing
But one day he tried
And oh! how he cried
A bee on his tongue did sting

Okay, I know, pretty crap. But what the hell?

02-19-2005, 12:45 AM	#34
peral Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Locked in an ivory tower Posts: 32	There once was an elf who had hair Who liked to make everybody stare One day when he slept Upon him someone crept See if to sleep now he dares [for anyone who didn't get it, his hair either got cut off or dyed a weird color]\ A fat hobbit named Sam did sing Of many a delicious thing But one day he tried And oh! how he cried A bee on his tongue did sting Okay, I know, pretty crap. But what the hell? __________________ Death comes to all who seek it....DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!