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If you're not from Long Island or NYC, you're not really from New York
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Hey, I'm from the sixth borough, thank you very much!
You know... the state that comes attached to the city? Only people forget it, so when you say "I'm from New York", they say "Omigod, do you like, live next to the Statue of Liberty or something?". *shudder* Now
this one, is true. For you city folks, you have no idea how exciting corn-field cop stops actually are.

They're even better when you haven't actually done anything wrong and the cop sees you and says "Hey how's the folks? Yer dad know yer out tonight?" because the cop
grew up with your parents.
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