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Hookbill the Goomba · 02-07-2005, 03:31 AM

In an intently expanding universe, for example the one elves live in, there is a high probability that everything will grow somewhere. In the mysterious seas of Mordor there grow the orc fruit tree. The life cycle of an orc fruit is interesting, although not very interesting. Once picked, it needs a dark hole to climb into and there to lie until Sauron (or someone else) calls them to some over zealous ballet with thousands of other Orcs. They are then slaughtered against unthinkable odds and are then left for dead. No one is quite sure what orcs are meant to gain from their existence. Nature, in her infinite wisdom, is presumably working on it.

Evil:

See Melkor.

Melkor:

See Evil.

02-07-2005, 03:31 AM	#10
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Orc's existence In an intently expanding universe, for example the one elves live in, there is a high probability that everything will grow somewhere. In the mysterious seas of Mordor there grow the orc fruit tree. The life cycle of an orc fruit is interesting, although not very interesting. Once picked, it needs a dark hole to climb into and there to lie until Sauron (or someone else) calls them to some over zealous ballet with thousands of other Orcs. They are then slaughtered against unthinkable odds and are then left for dead. No one is quite sure what orcs are meant to gain from their existence. Nature, in her infinite wisdom, is presumably working on it. Evil: See Melkor. Melkor: See Evil. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...