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Kath · 02-03-2005, 12:24 PM

Being obsessed can be really helpful though. For example I was in THE most boring psychology lesson the other day so my friend and I tried to psychoanalyse all the members of the Fellowship.

Aragorn - a depressed guy who is not entirely certain of his heritage so turns his father into a godlike figure and tries to emulate him

Legolas - unsure of his sexuality and so cant decide whether to wear a dress or trousers

Merry and Pippin - twins separated at birth which explains the connection

Frodo - has an inherent weakness towards becoming a junkie

Thats as far as we got, maybe some more tomorrow if the lesson is boring again.

02-03-2005, 12:24 PM	#11
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Being obsessed can be really helpful though. For example I was in THE most boring psychology lesson the other day so my friend and I tried to psychoanalyse all the members of the Fellowship. Aragorn - a depressed guy who is not entirely certain of his heritage so turns his father into a godlike figure and tries to emulate him Legolas - unsure of his sexuality and so cant decide whether to wear a dress or trousers Merry and Pippin - twins separated at birth which explains the connection Frodo - has an inherent weakness towards becoming a junkie Thats as far as we got, maybe some more tomorrow if the lesson is boring again. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”