If Lord of the Rings was a soap opera... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Assasin · 01-24-2005, 03:36 PM

After it was all over, Rosie decided that Sam might go on another "business trip" so she leaves him for a much hotter hobbit. Sam goes to the undying lands, leaving his children in the Hobbit Social Services. Eowyn and Faramir decide they want some hobbit children, so they adopt Sam's little boy. Meanwhile, Arwen starts regretting her choice to live with Aragorn, so she decides to go live in Moria, she's gonna clean the place up and transform it into an inn. Aragorn goes mad and loses the kingdom in a bet. He gets really drunk, and passes out. Eowyn and Faramir find him, they tell him to get out of Gondor. He goes to visit Eomer, and turns him against his sister. They set the Rohirrim against the Gondor army and have a big brawl. Meanwhile, Sam's son, vows to kill his mother for leaving him and his sister, and he's gonna recruit his sister too. What will happen next? Oh, the suspense is killing me.

01-24-2005, 03:36 PM	#1
Assasin Wight Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a desert. Posts: 142	After it was all over, Rosie decided that Sam might go on another "business trip" so she leaves him for a much hotter hobbit. Sam goes to the undying lands, leaving his children in the Hobbit Social Services. Eowyn and Faramir decide they want some hobbit children, so they adopt Sam's little boy. Meanwhile, Arwen starts regretting her choice to live with Aragorn, so she decides to go live in Moria, she's gonna clean the place up and transform it into an inn. Aragorn goes mad and loses the kingdom in a bet. He gets really drunk, and passes out. Eowyn and Faramir find him, they tell him to get out of Gondor. He goes to visit Eomer, and turns him against his sister. They set the Rohirrim against the Gondor army and have a big brawl. Meanwhile, Sam's son, vows to kill his mother for leaving him and his sister, and he's gonna recruit his sister too. What will happen next? Oh, the suspense is killing me. __________________ Death is as light as a feather, duty is as heavy as a mountain.