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Catherine · 01-12-2005, 08:57 PM

Elijah*looking in a mirror dressed as Frodo*: What?? This is what I have to look like?!?

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-13-2005, 04:03 AM

WETA supervisor: Commence countdown. 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1. All systems go! We have eye widening. Well done everyone! Initiate eye-rolling sequence. Stand by for leg buckling and ready backside for ground impact.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-13-2005, 08:59 AM

As he looks into the mirror, it suddenly dawns on Frodo that he will never be able to kiss that gorgeous face. The panic spreads over him rapidly.

Maeggaladiel · 01-13-2005, 01:48 PM

After many trials and hardships, as Frodo reaches the fires of Mount Doom, he realizes that he left the Ring in his other pants. The ones Sam was taking to the dry cleaners. In Isengard.

Witch_Queen · 01-13-2005, 02:13 PM

Here we go again?

(Frodo at doctor's office)

Frodo: But Doc. I can't be thats impossible.

Doc.: Frodo it is true. Your pregnant. Congratulations.

Frodo: How is that possible?

Doc.: Well when two people love each other....

Nimrodel_9 · 01-13-2005, 05:02 PM

Eomer, you never cease to amuse me.

What do you mean this isn`t Mordor?!

The Elf-warrior · 01-13-2005, 06:02 PM

Frodo saw a troop of Orcs with red blood on their mouths. When they got closer he saw it was really cherry tomato juice.

Esgallhugwen · 01-13-2005, 06:40 PM

Gandalf: "your about as useless as a poopy flavoured lollipop!"
Frodo: "Wha....wha...." *eyes start widening*
Pippin: "What's a lollipop?"
Frodo: *eyes get even bigger* (if thats possible) Where did you come from?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-13-2005, 11:12 PM

Frodo stumbles upon a Frodo's Fangirls meeting.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-14-2005, 08:20 AM

Frodo never could look tough, so in order to freak out Shelob, he strained to look as manic and weird as possible.

Remember to breathe properly, kids. Otherwise, you'll end up looking like that.

Oddwen · 01-14-2005, 12:34 PM

The look on Frodo's face when the Witch King explains to him the meaning of "To the Pain".

elronds_daughter · 01-14-2005, 02:00 PM

Frodo wears a look of surprise and fear because, after all, Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Lhunardawen · 01-14-2005, 09:50 PM

Frodo engaged in a staring contest with the Eye. I'm beginning to think he might stand a chance.

Lhunardawen · 01-14-2005, 09:57 PM

The Professor was being told that sometime in the 21st century, people would debate about Balrogs' wings. He laughed at the thought of making things more difficult for them.

Heh.

Fingolfin II · 01-15-2005, 03:43 AM

Tolkien: Don't be silly! Gimli was a male!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-15-2005, 03:50 AM

Tolkien: Who is Tom Bombadill? That’s such a silly question I'm not going to dignify it with a response.

OR

Tolkien: I could play Doctor Who! I have the scarf and everything! Would you like a Jelly baby?

01-12-2005, 08:57 PM	#1
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Elijahlooking in a mirror dressed as Frodo: What?? This is what I have to look like?!? __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

01-13-2005, 04:03 AM	#2
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	The truth about film Frodo … WETA supervisor: Commence countdown. 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1. All systems go! We have eye widening. Well done everyone! Initiate eye-rolling sequence. Stand by for leg buckling and ready backside for ground impact. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

01-13-2005, 08:59 AM	#3
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	As he looks into the mirror, it suddenly dawns on Frodo that he will never be able to kiss that gorgeous face. The panic spreads over him rapidly. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-13-2005, 01:48 PM	#4
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	After many trials and hardships, as Frodo reaches the fires of Mount Doom, he realizes that he left the Ring in his other pants. The ones Sam was taking to the dry cleaners. In Isengard. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-13-2005, 02:13 PM	#5
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Here we go again? (Frodo at doctor's office) Frodo: But Doc. I can't be thats impossible. Doc.: Frodo it is true. Your pregnant. Congratulations. Frodo: How is that possible? Doc.: Well when two people love each other.... __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

01-13-2005, 05:02 PM	#6
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Eomer, you never cease to amuse me. What do you mean this isn`t Mordor?! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

01-13-2005, 06:02 PM	#7
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Frodo saw a troop of Orcs with red blood on their mouths. When they got closer he saw it was really cherry tomato juice. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-13-2005, 06:40 PM	#8
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Gandalf: "your about as useless as a poopy flavoured lollipop!" Frodo: "Wha....wha...." eyes start widening Pippin: "What's a lollipop?" Frodo: eyes get even bigger (if thats possible) Where did you come from? __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

01-13-2005, 11:12 PM	#9
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	"I knew I had fans, but . . . " Frodo stumbles upon a Frodo's Fangirls meeting. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-14-2005, 08:20 AM	#10
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Frodo never could look tough, so in order to freak out Shelob, he strained to look as manic and weird as possible. Remember to breathe properly, kids. Otherwise, you'll end up looking like that. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-14-2005, 12:34 PM	#11
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Here I go again... The look on Frodo's face when the Witch King explains to him the meaning of "To the Pain". __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-14-2005, 02:00 PM	#12
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Frodo wears a look of surprise and fear because, after all, Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-14-2005, 09:50 PM	#13
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Frodo pic Frodo engaged in a staring contest with the Eye. I'm beginning to think he might stand a chance.

01-14-2005, 09:57 PM	#14
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	The Professor pic The Professor was being told that sometime in the 21st century, people would debate about Balrogs' wings. He laughed at the thought of making things more difficult for them. Heh.

01-15-2005, 03:43 AM	#15
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Tolkien: Don't be silly! Gimli was a male! __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

01-15-2005, 03:50 AM	#16
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Tolkien: Who is Tom Bombadill? That’s such a silly question I'm not going to dignify it with a response. OR Tolkien: I could play Doctor Who! I have the scarf and everything! Would you like a Jelly baby? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...