Elves' Ears

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Drawings of hobbits with pointy eary by Tolkien: Pictures, descriptions of hobbits with pointy ears by Tolkien: Letters, descriptions of hobbits looking like men -- ONLY SHORTER: LotR, the Legolas issue and the relation of stem -Las to leaf shaped: Letters and History , and that hobbits and elves and by extension men (as it is now converging from BOTH sides of comparison), have pointed ears. (Saulotus)

If Elves have pointy ears, then Hobbits have pointy ears. But Hobbits are little Men, sorta.

Therefore, Men have pointy ears!

(Elenrod checks his mirror and hopes his invocation causes his ears to turn pointy.)

But you are a Noldo!

Clad in Mannish hroa. Quendian hroa will fizzle twenty minutes after exposure to this muck you call an "atmosphere".