Middle Earth brandnames - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Morai · 12-28-2004, 12:48 PM

Well, let's see:

Merry's: (Instead of Macy's) It's mostly a department store for those hobbits born too short for human clothes, but drank too much ent draught to shop at hobbit Tailor.

Boromir88 · 12-28-2004, 02:24 PM

Mouth of Sauron dentistry, the best place in town if you want to change your pearly whites into stained, and rotten teeth.

Celebrimbor's jewelers (Komara's jewelers), finest place around, suiting all your jewelry needs.

Nimrodel_9 · 12-28-2004, 09:57 PM

Pippin`s Pastries!!!

Three Rings Cell-phone Company

Morai · 12-29-2004, 11:02 AM

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Mouth of Sauron dentistry, the best place in town if you want to change your pearly whites into stained, and rotten teeth.

I'd be afraid for the dentists their to put my mouth to sleep. They could inject Ork Draught into my gums, or I might end up with a scar that never heals! I'd also make sure that I removed all jewelry before arriving, especially rings....

The Elf-warrior · 01-08-2005, 07:21 PM

Olorin fireworks, which a touch of Elvish magic.

Rent-A-Warg(Rent-A-Car.) from White Wizard Inc.

Ered Luin jewellers, the best jewellers east of the Mist Mountains.

LSB inns, the most efficient inns in all the Shire. They are obstensibly owned by Lotho Sackville-Baggins but he is only a front for Sharkey and White Wizard Inc.

Formendacil · 01-09-2005, 01:14 PM

Melkorsoft Corporation:

A giant business intent on taking over the world, and on re-programming all systems so that they are Melkorsoft compatable. Also known as the makers of Dungeons 95, 98, NT, ME, 2000, XP. Also the owners of the Melkorsoft Network (MSN), a middle-earth wide chatting service. Sign up now for a lifetime of service. Er... servitude.

Morai · 01-09-2005, 05:01 PM

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A giant business intent on taking over the world, and on re-programming all systems so that they are Melkorsoft compatable. Also known as the makers of Dungeons 95, 98, NT, ME, 2000, XP. Also the owners of the Melkorsoft Network (MSN), a middle-earth wide chatting service. Sign up now for a lifetime of service. Er... servitude.

Oh, you mean the company founded by Sauron (aka "Black Gates")? Who also invented (I think) the command "Ctrl-Alt-Destroy."

Lily Bombadil · 07-17-2005, 08:40 PM

Okay, I was in Arkansas on a roadtrip from North Carolina when I passed a big rig that said "BILBO" on the cab door. I wanted a picture, but by the time I got to one of our many cameras, we were far ahead of it. So sad...

12-28-2004, 12:48 PM	#1
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles: Trademark Well, let's see: Merry's: (Instead of Macy's) It's mostly a department store for those hobbits born too short for human clothes, but drank too much ent draught to shop at hobbit Tailor. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

12-28-2004, 09:57 PM	#3
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Pippin`s Pastries!!! Three Rings Cell-phone Company __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

01-08-2005, 07:21 PM	#5
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Olorin fireworks, which a touch of Elvish magic. Rent-A-Warg(Rent-A-Car.) from White Wizard Inc. Ered Luin jewellers, the best jewellers east of the Mist Mountains. LSB inns, the most efficient inns in all the Shire. They are obstensibly owned by Lotho Sackville-Baggins but he is only a front for Sharkey and White Wizard Inc. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 01-08-2005 at 07:24 PM. Reason: Change Sharku to Sharkey.

01-09-2005, 01:14 PM	#6
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Melkorsoft Corporation: A giant business intent on taking over the world, and on re-programming all systems so that they are Melkorsoft compatable. Also known as the makers of Dungeons 95, 98, NT, ME, 2000, XP. Also the owners of the Melkorsoft Network (MSN), a middle-earth wide chatting service. Sign up now for a lifetime of service. Er... servitude. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

07-17-2005, 08:40 PM	#8
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Bilbo...in trucking? Okay, I was in Arkansas on a roadtrip from North Carolina when I passed a big rig that said "BILBO" on the cab door. I wanted a picture, but by the time I got to one of our many cameras, we were far ahead of it. So sad... __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

12-28-2004, 02:24 PM	#2
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Mouth of Sauron dentistry, the best place in town if you want to change your pearly whites into stained, and rotten teeth. Celebrimbor's jewelers (Komara's jewelers), finest place around, suiting all your jewelry needs.