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Maeggaladiel · 12-24-2004, 10:38 PM

Smeagol: Psychiatric help.
Gollum: Don't listen to Smeagol. We're fine. All we wants is fishses.

Aragorn: How to Earn Her Dad's Approval

Faramir: How to Earn MY Dad's Approval

Glorfindel: How to Destroy a Horse Thief Without Sparking the Horrible Rage of her Father

Arwen: What Is Mortality?: A guide for daughters of half-elves who must choose between life and love without sparking the horrible rage of their fathers.

Balrog: Deodorant, breathmints

Pippin: On the Quantum Physics of the Multiple Universes

Sam: Anti-Smeagol shield, electric zapping obedience collar for Smeagol.

Frodo: The Art of Being Mauled to Near-Death by Everything Nearby and Surviving, Ringorette patch (Delivers a small dose of evil ring directily into the bloodstream, thereby helping to break ring addiction.)

Grima: Makeover, Eowyn's hand in marriage.

Eowyn: Stun gun for use on Grima.

12-24-2004, 10:38 PM	#38
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Smeagol: Psychiatric help. Gollum: Don't listen to Smeagol. We're fine. All we wants is fishses. Aragorn: How to Earn Her Dad's Approval Faramir: How to Earn MY Dad's Approval Glorfindel: How to Destroy a Horse Thief Without Sparking the Horrible Rage of her Father Arwen: What Is Mortality?: A guide for daughters of half-elves who must choose between life and love without sparking the horrible rage of their fathers. Balrog: Deodorant, breathmints Pippin: On the Quantum Physics of the Multiple Universes Sam: Anti-Smeagol shield, electric zapping obedience collar for Smeagol. Frodo: The Art of Being Mauled to Near-Death by Everything Nearby and Surviving, Ringorette patch (Delivers a small dose of evil ring directily into the bloodstream, thereby helping to break ring addiction.) Grima: Makeover, Eowyn's hand in marriage. Eowyn: Stun gun for use on Grima. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.