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Fingolfin II · 12-21-2004, 05:37 PM

WARNING: Reading the following parody may cause severe groaning.

Ringing Bells

Ringing bells,
Ringing bells,
Irritating all the way.
That’s what gets Bilbo angry,
When the Sackville-Baggins come to stay- hey!

Ringing bells,
Ringing bells,
Irritating all the way.
That’s what gets Bilbo angry,
When the Sackville-Baggins come to stay- hey!

Annoying Bilbo,
By taking all his spoons (and eating all his lunch),
Oh what fun it is to be a Took,
With a pint of beer from the Dragon and some more for Brunch- hey!

Ringing bells,
Ringing bells,
Irritating all the way.
That’s what gets Bilbo angry,
When the Sackville-Baggins come to stay- hey!

12-21-2004, 05:37 PM	#7
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	My hurried parody of Jingle Bells WARNING: Reading the following parody may cause severe groaning. Ringing Bells Ringing bells, Ringing bells, Irritating all the way. That’s what gets Bilbo angry, When the Sackville-Baggins come to stay- hey! Ringing bells, Ringing bells, Irritating all the way. That’s what gets Bilbo angry, When the Sackville-Baggins come to stay- hey! Annoying Bilbo, By taking all his spoons (and eating all his lunch), Oh what fun it is to be a Took, With a pint of beer from the Dragon and some more for Brunch- hey! Ringing bells, Ringing bells, Irritating all the way. That’s what gets Bilbo angry, When the Sackville-Baggins come to stay- hey! __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta. Last edited by Fingolfin II; 12-30-2004 at 06:24 PM. Reason: Changed the warning ;-)