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Nimrodel_9 · 12-20-2004, 05:17 PM

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Stalkers sold seperately.

Heh heh...

Mithalwen Doll- Complete with car to run her over with.

Lhunardawen · 12-20-2004, 09:49 PM

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Feanor of the Peredhil: sold complete with helmet and pads. Does not play well with teenage-girl dolls, and prefers the title "action figure". Hair magically changes colour every few months! Buy now, right at this moment, and your very own Fea doll will come complete with tiny IV pinpricks!

Maybe this one could come complete with newbies...

Feanor of the Peredhil · 12-21-2004, 08:02 AM

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Maybe this one could come complete with newbies...

Hehe. Mean.

In that case:

Your Brand Spanking New Fea doll will also come complete

with complimentary big brother, the Keeper of Dol Guldur

Action Figure!

Keeper figures come with "No Side-Long Glance" laser-beams, with the sole purpose to *psheeeeew* out the eyes of those foolish enough to glance side-long at Little Sister Fea in his presence. And much like Big Brother Government, you may not see him, but he's always there.

*Keeper figures also come with lightsaber, charcoal pencils, sketchbook, and penchant for buggery. One should not purchase a Keeper for small children, as they do not mix well.*

Fea

PS: mwahahahahaha

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-21-2004, 09:27 AM

As suggested by Boromir on the Reputation Thread, we could soon be able to purchase the BarrowDowns Dream Manipulator. While I am suspicious that 2 or 3 are already in existence and use (I mean, why else would davem, Saucepan and Fordim be at the top of the reputation list?) there could soon be an influx of the beasts, and you too could climb up the ladder.

Manipulate other Barrowdowners dreams, plant seeds into their minds and suggest, nay demand, that they rate your posts, even the terrible posts that even you consider to be worthless. Because the repuation system matters.

Don't listen to HerenIstarion, or even the HerenIstarion action figure that comes with these words of warning as well. The reputation system is competition. Only the strong survive. Those unwilling to lie and cheat their way to the top will be lost in the shuffle.

The Dream Manipulator, the new best accomplice for bloodlust and glory this Christmas.

Gil-Galad · 12-21-2004, 11:15 AM

i'm not getting mad at anyone, but how about making products on other members, not just yourself, it'll make the thread more interesting and fun!

Mithalwen · 12-21-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimrodel_9

Mithalwen Doll- Complete with car to run her over with.

Bit harsh .... It was just the once - I don't make a habit of it.....wish I had never mentioned it now....

Morsul the Dark · 12-21-2004, 02:21 PM

let's see....

Morsul the Dark/Gil-Galad battle pack: Now you at home can find out who is the strongest whether it be Morul the Dark wizard or Trodgor the Burninator.
Morsul comes with glowing staff and special Avvie switching action
Gil-Galad comes with simulated fire breath!.

SaucePanMan: The man with pan on his head hours of fun for the kids comes with three types of pans each with their own catch phrase!

Morsul/Perky Ent Power pack: Decide who will control the fate of Middle Earth whether it be the evil wizard Morsul or the Peaceful Perky ent. Only you can decide! look for my Good or Evil thread to understand this one

Estelyn GI Skewrls: Protect the Barrowdowns from the evils of bad grammer and repeat threads.

Morgul Queen · 01-15-2005, 10:03 PM

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Morgul Queen/Agent Darkling pack: Comes with a copy of "Braindead", a bottle of Bleeprin™, and two mini-balrogs! Push the buttons on their backs to hear dozens of random sayings and quotes! Set them to "Sneaky Mode" and watch them think up strange and unusual plots!

Accessories include: Silver One Ring, Flamethrower (not suitable for young children), a bow, arrows, a small supply of Curare (non-toxic...when ingested) and a ActionFigure!Towel...for those times when the twinset is left in the same room as either a Denethor!SonofEcthelion (TM) or a Celebrimbor!SonofCurufin (TM) Action Figure.

Collect the full set of Author/Agent packs to unlock a special feature: They will form a council called 'Athrabeth'. they will also give you a password which allows you to purchase a hidden Oracle/Ginger Pack, avaliable only with the aforementioned password.

Elennar Starfire/David Bowie Twinset (TM): The Elennar Starfire (TM) come complete with a Labyrinth (TM) DVD, a towel and a CD Player Radio. The David Bowie (TM) comes with tight leather pants and a pole - for keeping the Elennar Starfire (TM) at bay. The Elennar Starfire says several phrases, such as: "Squeeeeee!!!", "David Bowie! It's David BOWIEEEEE!!!!" The David Bowie is silent, perhaps with fear.

Morai · 01-16-2005, 02:39 PM

This was inspired by Eomer of the Rohirrim:
Special Offer!
When you buy the Morai Action Figure , you can send in the Proof of Purchase to recieve the X-Men Mutant Outfit when your dark action figure is tired of her usual personality and feels like saving the world...or not. Place the Morai Action Figure in the outfit and watch as she transforms into a whirlwind and scatters the all important papers on your desk, much too dizzy to do any heroic deeds.

Elennar Starfire · 01-16-2005, 08:40 PM

Morgy! I'm not that fangirlish...am I?

Morgul Queen · 01-17-2005, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Elennar Starfire

Morgy! I'm not that fangirlish...am I?

*nods slowly*

yavanna II · 01-18-2005, 11:51 PM

I would love to see a Yavanna action figure.... with a little touches:
1. The hair must be BLACK, and no other
2. The eyes must be Grey
3. Wears the slim black gown I wore on my JS, or any formal blue floor-length dress
4. Says "I hate Chemistry" or "I loathe Geometry" or "Trigonometry Stinks" everytime a person with a Chem or Geom or Trigo artifact goes near it

Hehe.... I wonder how I'd feel if my daddy will give me that....

Accessories that I'd love:
anti-chemistry posters and stuff
black-framed glasses
a black cloak
a nice long sword

Accessories that would not fit Yavanna II:
that Legolas Hare thing....her wavy hair may turn straight...or worse, BLONDE!

Morgul Queen · 01-20-2005, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Yavanna II

her wavy hair may turn straight...or worse, BLONDE!

*laughs* Sounds like me.

Warning: Do not use on Agent Darkling/Morgul/Yavanna II. May cause horrible, unreversable hair crimes.

They may end up looking more masculine than Orlando Bloom. O.o

Oddwen · 01-20-2005, 08:23 PM

Hey, what's the matter with wavy blonde hair?

(Here, I have a commercial. Imagine it's said in a really cheesy deep voice, you know, like all those action figure commercials are.)

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DUN DUN DUN! BATTLE DOWNERS!

New from Hazbeen™, it's Battle-Downers!

Kid1: Oh boy! Battle-downers!

Participate as Hugely Muscular Nilpaurion™ and Hugely Muscular Meneltarmacil™ fight to the death!

Menel: Dodge this rock, Nilp!

Nilp: I shall, Menel!

*crash!*

Kid2: Oh boy! Battle-Downers!

DUN DUN DUN! BATTLE DOWNERS!

And also from Hazbeen™, the Intellectual line of toys: Fordim Hedgethistle, The Saucepan Man, and davem figures. Watch in awe as they get together on top of your toy chest and smoke. Fire extinguisher sold seperately.

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 01-20-2005, 11:08 PM

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Rimbaud action figure: left arm extend partway as figure says:

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Darkling I listen; and, for many a time
I have been half in love with easeful Death,
Call’d him soft names in many a mused rhyme,
To take into the air my quiet breath

Comes packaged with complete works of Keats and a Kermit beanie-baby.

Special Edition Rimbaud includes (of course) a copy of London Calling.

THE Ka · 01-21-2005, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Oddwen

Hey, what's the matter with wavy blonde hair?

(Here, I have a commercial. Imagine it's said in a really cheesy deep voice, you know, like all those action figure commercials are.)

And also from Hazbeen™, the Intellectual line of toys: Fordim Hedgethistle, The Saucepan Man, and davem figures. Watch in awe as they get together on top of your toy chest and smoke. Fire extinguisher sold seperately.

Oh, If those do come out, I need some for my workplace... Someone will finally replace those smoke alarms!

Rimbaud · 02-16-2005, 09:22 AM

A spin-off series of books, newly available, based on the characters and conversations of the BarrowDowns website. Packaged in a well-presented three-book set, The Lord of the Rings trilogy is a wonderful homage to a much-loved treasure of t'interweb.

Planned additions to this new line of BarrowDowns memorabilia include motion pictures for the above mentioned trilogy, and a possible prequel!

Available from all reputable bookstores and online traders.

Nirvana II · 02-20-2005, 02:07 PM

i'm too tired to think up a good, sarcastic ad for myself,so i beseech someone else to do it for me.

the phantom · 02-23-2005, 01:50 PM

In the 60s and 70s, every good Tolkien fan had a "Frodo Lives!" bumper sticker.

Now, it is time for another faddish automobile decoration.

The "Crystal Heart Lives!" bumper sticker!

I'm sure that years from now everyone will remember where they were and what they were doing when news of the joyous "resurrection" reached them, so why not buy something to commemorate the event?

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-23-2005, 02:06 PM

Hay, phantom, what about an ironic car sticker; "The Barrow Wight Lives"?

12-21-2004, 09:27 AM	#4
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	As suggested by Boromir on the Reputation Thread, we could soon be able to purchase the BarrowDowns Dream Manipulator. While I am suspicious that 2 or 3 are already in existence and use (I mean, why else would davem, Saucepan and Fordim be at the top of the reputation list?) there could soon be an influx of the beasts, and you too could climb up the ladder. Manipulate other Barrowdowners dreams, plant seeds into their minds and suggest, nay demand, that they rate your posts, even the terrible posts that even you consider to be worthless. Because the repuation system matters. Don't listen to HerenIstarion, or even the HerenIstarion action figure that comes with these words of warning as well. The reputation system is competition. Only the strong survive. Those unwilling to lie and cheat their way to the top will be lost in the shuffle. The Dream Manipulator, the new best accomplice for bloodlust and glory this Christmas. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-21-2004, 11:15 AM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	A suggestion i'm not getting mad at anyone, but how about making products on other members, not just yourself, it'll make the thread more interesting and fun! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-21-2004, 02:21 PM	#7
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	let's see.... Morsul the Dark/Gil-Galad battle pack: Now you at home can find out who is the strongest whether it be Morul the Dark wizard or Trodgor the Burninator. Morsul comes with glowing staff and special Avvie switching action Gil-Galad comes with simulated fire breath!. SaucePanMan: The man with pan on his head hours of fun for the kids comes with three types of pans each with their own catch phrase! Morsul/Perky Ent Power pack: Decide who will control the fate of Middle Earth whether it be the evil wizard Morsul or the Peaceful Perky ent. Only you can decide! look for my Good or Evil thread to understand this one Estelyn GI Skewrls: Protect the Barrowdowns from the evils of bad grammer and repeat threads. __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

01-16-2005, 02:39 PM	#9
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Title...In need of a Super Hero.... This was inspired by Eomer of the Rohirrim: Special Offer! When you buy the Morai Action Figure , you can send in the Proof of Purchase to recieve the X-Men Mutant Outfit when your dark action figure is tired of her usual personality and feels like saving the world...or not. Place the Morai Action Figure in the outfit and watch as she transforms into a whirlwind and scatters the all important papers on your desk, much too dizzy to do any heroic deeds. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

01-16-2005, 08:40 PM	#10
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Morgy! I'm not that fangirlish...am I? __________________ Don't let me die!

01-18-2005, 11:51 PM	#12
yavanna II Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in my own little world Posts: 142	I would love to see a Yavanna action figure.... with a little touches: 1. The hair must be BLACK, and no other 2. The eyes must be Grey 3. Wears the slim black gown I wore on my JS, or any formal blue floor-length dress 4. Says "I hate Chemistry" or "I loathe Geometry" or "Trigonometry Stinks" everytime a person with a Chem or Geom or Trigo artifact goes near it Hehe.... I wonder how I'd feel if my daddy will give me that.... Accessories that I'd love: anti-chemistry posters and stuff black-framed glasses a black cloak a nice long sword Accessories that would not fit Yavanna II: that Legolas Hare thing....her wavy hair may turn straight...or worse, BLONDE! Last edited by yavanna II; 01-19-2005 at 12:03 AM.

02-16-2005, 09:22 AM	#17
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	Literary Merchandising! A spin-off series of books, newly available, based on the characters and conversations of the BarrowDowns website. Packaged in a well-presented three-book set, The Lord of the Rings trilogy is a wonderful homage to a much-loved treasure of t'interweb. Planned additions to this new line of BarrowDowns memorabilia include motion pictures for the above mentioned trilogy, and a possible prequel! Available from all reputable bookstores and online traders. __________________ And all the rest is literature

02-20-2005, 02:07 PM	#18
Nirvana II Wight Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: The Yellow Submarine....sandwich Posts: 207	i'm too tired to think up a good, sarcastic ad for myself,so i beseech someone else to do it for me. __________________ Это - российская вещь, Вы не поняли бы. Вы - пончик желе! Я оказался снова. Частное сообщение меня, если Вы понимаете.

02-23-2005, 01:50 PM	#19
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	In the 60s and 70s, every good Tolkien fan had a "Frodo Lives!" bumper sticker. Now, it is time for another faddish automobile decoration. The "Crystal Heart Lives!" bumper sticker! I'm sure that years from now everyone will remember where they were and what they were doing when news of the joyous "resurrection" reached them, so why not buy something to commemorate the event? __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

02-23-2005, 02:06 PM	#20
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Hay, phantom, what about an ironic car sticker; "The Barrow Wight Lives"? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...