Stuck in a boat

[Morgul Queen]

Then follows Elrond, to stop her fool-of-a-Halfelf daughter

Has someone been watching a leetle too much 'Priscilla'?

1. Shelob. I hate spiders. Hate, hate, hate!!!!

2. Bombadil. I can't stand poetry at the best of times, let alone when I'm pushing for space at the Bow.

3. Legolas. What can I say? He irritates me. And it'll lead off the Fangirls.

4. Meela. So I can have Lord Denethor all too myself.

4.5. Aragorn. He irritates me.

5. Galadriel. A'cause I fangirl Celeborn.

6. Celebrian. A'cause I fangirl Elrond.

7. Goldberry. Hey? She can swim....right?

8. Arwen. Heck, she ain't even supposed to be here.

9. Faramir. See 8.

10. Eowyn. See 8.