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THE Ka · 12-01-2004, 10:37 PM

Saruman after trying to convince Gandalf to join Sauron's Pink-clad followers, prepares to reason with him...

Saruman: okay that's it Gandalf! I've told you, and now no more warnings! Pink is your colour!

Gandalf: No, and it's no one's as far as i'm concerned... that's why you're so easy to manipulate! I hate pink and i'm not afraid to admit it!

Saruman: Prepare to be scared by the power of Pink forever! *Saruman puts on one of his ugliest faces and points staff in Gandalf's direction, a blinding flash of pepto bismol smoke fills the area...

When the smoke clears, Saruman notices that something has gone drastically wrong. he is clad in A pink feathery Elton John coat and matching pleather pants!

Gandalf sees' his chance and reveals all viewing palantir's to saruman's pinkness...

Saruman ( as gandalf edges closer to the palantir...): DON'T. YOU. DARE!...

*gandalf swipes off covering and saruman is revealed!

*Denethor's palantir: AH! Eck! I thought that stuff was abolished! I'm soo glad boromir hasn't taken an interest...
*Boromir sneek peeks: Ooh! More fashion insperations!
D: Don't even think about it! if you want your ABBA records to survive!
B: Meep! I'm sorry I won't, I won't ! Besides, his feather's are not that fluffy anyway...

*Sauron's palantir: Whoa! When did that happen? *Sauron's eye looks around innocently...

Back to saruman...

Saruman: What! How could this be! i...i meant it for gandalf! not me...
suddenly in utter embarassment saruman notices that he forgot to add three double aa battaries to his staff...

Saruman: But, i just added some five minutes ago!... Cheap Dunlander's!

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Ah... that was horrible...

hope i'm not yelled at...

~Nervous ka~

12-01-2004, 10:37 PM	#36
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	"Battaries not included!" Saruman after trying to convince Gandalf to join Sauron's Pink-clad followers, prepares to reason with him... Saruman: okay that's it Gandalf! I've told you, and now no more warnings! Pink is your colour! Gandalf: No, and it's no one's as far as i'm concerned... that's why you're so easy to manipulate! I hate pink and i'm not afraid to admit it! Saruman: Prepare to be scared by the power of Pink forever! Saruman puts on one of his ugliest faces and points staff in Gandalf's direction, a blinding flash of pepto bismol smoke fills the area... When the smoke clears, Saruman notices that something has gone drastically wrong. he is clad in A pink feathery Elton John coat and matching pleather pants! Gandalf sees' his chance and reveals all viewing palantir's to saruman's pinkness... Saruman ( as gandalf edges closer to the palantir...): DON'T. YOU. DARE!... gandalf swipes off covering and saruman is revealed! Denethor's palantir: AH! Eck! I thought that stuff was abolished! I'm soo glad boromir hasn't taken an interest... Boromir sneek peeks: Ooh! More fashion insperations! D: Don't even think about it! if you want your ABBA records to survive! B: Meep! I'm sorry I won't, I won't ! Besides, his feather's are not that fluffy anyway... Sauron's palantir: Whoa! When did that* happen? Sauron's eye looks around innocently... Back to saruman... Saruman: What! How could this be! i...i meant it for gandalf! not me... suddenly in utter embarassment saruman notices that he forgot to add three double aa battaries to his staff... Saruman: But, i just added some five minutes ago!... Cheap Dunlander's! ******************************************** Ah... that was horrible... hope i'm not yelled at... ~Nervous ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 12-01-2004 at 10:47 PM.